l want a new striker who knows where the fricking net is. (Please)
No chance
Well l know there is no chance, but it's okay to ask on your Birthday, surely.
Oh and thank you for wishing me a Happy Birthday Chaos, you miserable old git.
(Just joking, l know your not old) x
Ha ha sorry darling
Happy birthday hope you get everything you want
Happy birthday, 21+![]()
l want a new striker who knows where the fricking net is. (Please)

Apparently we are in the market for this Spanish player. I think you should be able to work with this:Unless Mitro sorts himself out I may have to change my username. Problem will be locating a player I like and then building a name around it. I'm thinking JPF may be onto to something having it none football related. As a Newcastle fan there seems little point given the lack of football taking place over the last 10 years.

GLITF - sorry I hijacked your birthday thread but Mitro set himself up for that - it was too good an opoortunity to miss.
Many Happy Returns - I hope your son-in-law is recovering well and your granddaughter is better so that you could enjoy your birthday.