The Might toon take on the exciting UTD in a guaranteed 0-0 bore draw.
Game is on Tuesday if you care
I would write more but it will go to waste
Game is on Tuesday if you care
I would write more but it will go to waste
We might nick this 1-0 like the Young winner last season. Paul Scholes absolutely destroyed LVG on BT last night. I think he will lose his job if Utd can't beat Liverpool under-21s next weekend.
Yes it can. We are gradually getting worse as he becomes more desperate and plays more players out of position. He may be regarded as one of the top coaches on the continent but he will always be considered a joke in England!Remember last season? **** me, that was dire.
It can't be as bad as that, can it?
Top 4 is going to be very difficult given we don't score any goals. I think Arsenal, City and Spurs are nailed on for top 4.
The 4th place is up for grabs then.
Newcastle will either beat us 1-0 or it will be a 0-0. Unless Martial scores I can't see anyone else chipping in. We used to have scoring midfielders, what happened to them?

We only use DMF players now![]()
The reason for the slow play and backward passing are these defensive players. The DMF must be matched with the presence of at least one attacking MF.We only use DMF players now![]()
The management team must tell the players: 'when you get the ball you HAVE to pass backwards. You'd be subbed for unnecessary creative or forwards passing.'

The 4th place is up for grabs then.![]()
The management team must tell the players: 'when you get the ball you HAVE to pass forwards. You'd be subbed for unnecessary sideways or backwards passing.'
This is probably what will save us - the fact that us, Leicester and West Ham are pretty much the only credible challengers for fourth place, and whilst Leicester are playing better than us we should be able to grind it out on squad depth come May.
That was depressing to even write tbh.
Unfortunately we can't make ten substitutions per game, so that strategy's out the window...
Only hope is McClaren deciding to go all out to attack us. And we use the likes of Martial and Depay/Young/Lingard on the counterattack.
May be too risky for LVG though...