I judge people on how they act on here, what they say, how they are to other posters, their sense of humour, their ability to banter. He, on the other hand, judges people on their ability to use an apostrophe in the right place. He's a ****, trust me.
Aye, Sir Cheshire Ben's making them an offer they can't refuse This has to be the funniest post ever made on here; well hard! that really does hit all the daft bases.
"Judge people" may have been the incorrect phrase. Maybe "judge their online persona" could have described it better.
Again ... Oh, the irony. Have you checked up yet on "Transference Neurosis"? There is no complete cure for it but, if you can afford one, a good shrink may be able to offer you some help. Continuing in your present vein will surely damage your health -- the silent killer. A bit like a silent fart.
These are all good quotes, keep 'em coming! There's a good chance it may improve other posters' opinions of you.
I'm fine with other posters' opinions of me. 3192 likes from 8369 posts confirms most don't think I'm Bengali (the new online word for ****) You being Bengali probably explains your meagre 70 "likes" after 476 profound posts. Goodnight ****.
You might enjoy doing one of your world-famous in-depth analyses to see how many of your fabulous number of 'likes' come from the same little band of bully-boy followers. Go on, I double-dare you (that's playground talk for 'act like a man). P.S. I've left a dillibrut error in the above, for you to find for some extra 'likes'.
You'd have to name the bully boy followers (I feel like Joe Carroll) first, ya thick ****. You'd know all about bullying & playgrounds wouldn't you Baz? A carear spent bullying them schoolies to fight your feelings of inadequacy & make you look superior. Real world now Bazza, real world, well, as real world as online can be.
This appears to have morphed into an irony board so we can press all the chinos and jeans. All together now !
You can type in your sleep? Impressive. What a guy! Why do you consistently keep writing 'carear'? Is it an obscure joke? Is it from your version of the 'real world'? Again, is your carer writing this for you? Find your own 'likers' -- you're the expert. And you're somehow confusing me with my Best Man, Baz B******t, an HCAFC and Chelsea season ticket holder, who died two years ago. I've never shared that name, so your informer/follower has got that wrong (which admittedly is not like him, though of course sharing any such info would be highly unethical and ban-worthy). However, one of my friends at school was known as Big Ben. But he was and is a nice guy. Very successful, too. No confusion there, then. Night night. Sweet dreams about trying to become adequate, but it's never going to work. Try dreaming instead about your astounding number of 'likes', but be aware there are two 'over unity' posters on here. Now there's something for you to aspire to.
You're confused. Early Alzheimer's, maybe? I don't remember seeing many Bengalis in my home town of 'Ull. Seen quite a few in Preston, Lancs., though. If you make the effort, they're very friendly folks. Their lamb curry is the best.
No, Benny Boy ALWAYS has to have the last word. I may let him have it when he awakes from his drunken stupor. Pitiful, I know, but ...
The club is up for sale. The imminent sale to 1 of 3 consortium is a fantasy in Burns head. We may get sold but he's just flinging enough **** on the basis he'll be right at some point. Like a fortune teller.He reminds me of the old women when being told someone is pregnant *oh, you're all at the front, deffo a girl". 50-50 chance. They'll also at some point claim it'll be a boy. When its born no one remembers, and just think they're gifted with some arcane insight. However, this thread has provided excellent advice for a few, and has allowed Lambo to shift stuff to fellow posters at bargain prices. Which is of course, win-win. We have also discovered the true extent of Bengali's delusions and ****wittery. It could have been a waste of 0s and 1s this thread, but it turned out ok.
When City concede a goal how often does Burns say, "I said it was coming." When City don't concede we don't hear him say, "I said it was coming but I was wrong it never did."
Along with "2-0 is the hardest scoreline to defend". He just really irritates me. We all know the clubs up for sale, we all know it's likely to happen at some point. Regardless of some views on forums like these, we're quite an attractive prospect. It's more than likely going to be Chinese or American. He tries to be clever, or funny, and fails at both. I find speculation really annoying from supposed professional journalists, either say sommat concrete or say nowt.
It's really good of you to even think of letting someone else have the last word. Maybe you aren't such a pathetic ****. Forgot yes you are. How many log ins have you had over the years on this and other forums you sad little man
