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LFC Cricket Bashing Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, May 15, 2013.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    How **** are England. Score 600+ then let SA do the same to level it AND drop that foker who got a double tonne on the way. Only England could manage that
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Not only that but we're now trying to lose it by throwing wickets away!
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Surely ****ing not. I know that cricket is the funniest of funny games, but it couldn't happen, could it? <yikes>
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

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    All it needs is one partnership and game is over.
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

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    85/4

    Anyone got odds on an England loss? Reckon it's on the cards here...
     
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  6. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    87-4 at lunch........

    England could lose this if their not careful <laugh>
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    meh... who cares anyway....
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    115 - 5. Stokes just gone for 26. Dear Christ <doh> <yikes>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    so basically england are screwed.... typical. 117/5

    only one side can now win.... well who knows but the best england cna hope for is setting 200 at most as target for SA... i doubt they'll bat it out.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The current partnership is critical.
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

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    6 down now.. Good jinx work!
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Gonna be bowled out for 150 and Jaffars gonna have about 40 overs to get them!
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You really couldn't make this **** up. As ever, test cricket proves how ****ing boring it is <doh>
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think we will draw.

    I can see the lead being about 200.

    Bairstow did ok while stokes rampaged 2 days ago. Moeen can be sensible

    If either throw a bat at it they've hound e shot though
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    200 in 20 overs? I'd fancy SA to chase it with AB in the team...
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    not a chance... in test cricket we can bowl a lot of nasty stuff to choke anyone, no rules on field placement either.

    there's not the time and theres no rules about bowling dollies.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    cooks been ****.

    he's failed in each test so far in Sa. so what did you do for us lately? <laugh>
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    through to tea... 37 overs or so left.

    i'd say england will tick along about 2 per over now.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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