Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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I just want to know whether Outhouse Pete managed to give Bucketminge Brenda a good seeing to on the bar.
 
Can't be arsed really. Denice got her tits out but I missed it. Jenks' brother got barred for slapping a bird who quite frankly probably deserved one. Her, her sister and their mother are all loud-mouthed gobshites who let their brats run riot in the pub whenever they're in.

No fights. A few falls, but not me <laugh>.

That ****er who puts George ****ing Formby and Chas and ****ing Dave on the jukie excelled himself by putting on the theme music to about 12 Disney films. I'm thinking of putting Driftin' Back by Neil Young on three times back-to-back. It lasts 27 minutes. That will cause him to have a pop at me. I'm prepared to take one hit so I can report him for assault. He'll also get barred, getting rid of him and his vile Mrs and her revolting sisters.

Had a couple of good sessions with the girls in there and back at the house.
 
Can't be arsed really. Denice got her tits out but I missed it. Jenks' brother got barred for slapping a bird who quite frankly probably deserved one. Her, her sister and their mother are all loud-mouthed gobshites who let their brats run riot in the pub whenever they're in.

No fights. A few falls, but not me <laugh>.

That ****er who puts George ****ing Formby and Chas and ****ing Dave on the jukie excelled himself by putting on the theme music to about 12 Disney films. I'm thinking of putting Driftin' Back by Neil Young on three times back-to-back. It lasts 27 minutes. That will cause him to have a pop at me. I'm prepared to take one hit so I can report him for assault. He'll also get barred, getting rid of him and his vile Mrs and her revolting sisters.

Had a couple of good sessions with the girls in there and back at the house.
I love the fact that you think that all of that is so routine it's hardly worth mentioning.
 
It tells you under you avatar <doh>

And how did I boast about having 100,000 when I "only" have 79,284 now <laugh>

oh....

mine does not tell me that.

I also just guessed at yours as it was a silly number when biscan boasted about his in a thread.... but i wasn't bothered looking it up.
 
oh....

mine does not tell me that.

I also just guessed at yours as it was a silly number when biscan boasted about his in a thread.... but i wasn't bothered looking it up.

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