Mouser Watch #2

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Okay, so you're 16 with SEN and held back 2 years.Not far wrong though.

 

[Alliareyouokay]

I'm more concerned about the mysterious h that keeps popping up in Firmino. Just because legends like Ronaldinho, Paulinho and Coutinho (lol) have an h in their name, doesn't mean that Firmin(h)o is going to become a player of their high caliber by sticking one in there.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Paulino was crap wasn't he?

 

[Alliareyouokay]

Before he got the h, yeah.

It's a right of passage.

 

[Sucky]

I'm more concerned about the mysterious h that keeps popping up in Firmino. Just because legends like Ronaldinho, Paulinho and Coutinho (lol) have an h in their name, doesn't mean that Firmin(h)o is going to become a player of their high caliber by sticking one in there.

Well it can't hurt can it

If only you had lemelho instead of lamela, he may have more than 5 goals in 3 years

 

[Alliareyouokay]

The right of passage doesn't apply to Argentinians.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Well it can't hurt can it

If only you had lemelho instead of lamela, he may have more than 5 goals in 3 years

As ever, your incisive analysis and keen wit are appreciated.

 

[Sucky]

As ever, your incisive analysis and keen wit are appreciated.

Well someone has to do the job as you're clearly not up to the task Brian.

I wonder... Do you talk in single sentences in the real world, must be a hoot at your house lol

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Brevity is wit.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Ownage!

 

[Sucky]

Brevity is wit.

Yeah if ya funny, in your case it's a lack of wit or meaningful retort from which your brevity spawns lol

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. ~Thomas Jefferson

You could use that in an essay at school or attempt to apply it to your prose.

 

[Sucky]

The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. ~Thomas Jefferson

You could use that in an essay at school or attempt to apply it to your prose.

Oooooooo quotes now (you like them don't you brian) saves you having to say anything and you look clever at the same time (to the dim-witted at least) lol

Brian's brevity = owned

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

It's been pleasurable. You've been endlessly entertaining but it's this old git's bedtime.

A final tip: Look up Danth's Law.and you will want to use 'ownage' less.

 

[Sucky]

It's been pleasurable. You've been endlessly entertaining but it's this old git's bedtime.

A final tip: Look up Danth's Law.and you will want to use 'ownage' less.

How strange! That's what we're learning tomorrow in school. Nite nite sweet Brian

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

If only you had lemelho instead of lamela, he may have more than 5 goals in 3 years

He's scored 8 this season. Your stats are clearly a little off.

 

[Sucky]

He's scored 8 this season. Your stats are clearly a little off.

They must be because I've looked again on a few stats sites and still only coming up with 8 goals in total since joining?

5 or 8, Either way it's still a pretty poor return for a 30m player after 2/3 seasons. Which was the only point I was trying to make when someone suggested firminHo was a flop after 2months in the Premier League.

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Firmino has been a great signing. They should buy a few more like him. He's up there with Carroll and Diouf.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Congratulations to the Mousers. After their 2-0 win against West Ham and our own defeat at Everton they are now 14 points ahead of us in third position whilst we are struggling in 9th position. I wonder if Lawro will do a CL prediction next season so that the Mousers can win that and do a PL/CL double?

 

[Sucky]

Firmino has been a great signing. They should buy a few more like him. He's up there with Carroll! Lamela and Diouf.

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