Absolutely smashed it

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

people who use this term (usually ****ish Nigels) should be gassed, along with their families.

Up the BNP

GSTQ

 

[Ciaran]

Epic.

Legend.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Unless it's Richard Keys talking about smashing vag

 

[Null]

Top Bantz

Banter

Oooooosssshhh

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Thank **** pud's on. I feared the worst.

http://m.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14171140.Police_hunt_gunman_after_man_is_shot_in_Knightswood_flat/

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I don't know if I hate "killed it" or "smashed it" more.

 

[Null]

Top lad

 

[Null]

Thank **** pud's on. I feared the worst.

http://m.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14171140.Police_hunt_gunman_after_man_is_shot_in_Knightswood_flat/

That's near enough drumchapel...

I'm closer to jordanhill


And I'd survive a gunshot

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

aye so ye urr.

That's your street!

 

[Deleted 1]

I don't know if I hate "killed it" or "smashed it" more.

And "knocked it out of the park"

 

[pompeymeowth]

Let's put a record on and see who dances.

 

[Patience]

When the word 'cheeky' prefixes anything.

Gas them and their families by using Pud's soiled pants and a generous scrape of the dick cheese under my foreskin.

 

[Deleted 1]

When the word 'cheeky' prefixes anything.

Gas them and their families by using Pud's soiled pants and a generous scrape of the dick cheese under my foreskin.

Yes that does get on my tits - along wth complete strangers calling you boss and bruv. Pricks like that should be chained to the seat and made to watch Star Wars.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Work smarter, not harder. Usually spoken by a new manager to his staff who immediately and sadly realise they've got another ****er on their hands.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Cheeky nandos

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[pompeymeowth]

Cheeky nandos

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He's not a fan of Burberry.

 

[Patience]

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[pompeymeowth]

Yes that does get on my tits - along wth complete strangers calling you boss and bruv. Pricks like that should be chained to the seat and made to watch Star Wars.

I work in a Bookies nowadays and get called either of these every half hour or so. Plus a lot of others. The one I hate the most for some reason is pal.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Better than fannybaws

 

[Mind The Duck]

I'm cringing every time someone uses the space filler "the joys, the joys"