I think there is an equal chance of the U.K. joining the Arab League before we get a new stadium. Could I suggest that if you lack the confidence in your oft repeated prediction that Turkey will join the EU to risk more than a pint on it, you stop repeating it as a fact?I'll bet you that Turkey join the EU before we have a shiny new stadium! Times are hard, and we live with austerity but my funds might run to putting a pint on it...
Anyway, now on to my obsession, China, or more especially the odious Chinese government. A country which has NEVER had a government which wished to govern in the best interests of the majority of its people.
Today they are trying human rights lawyer Pu Zhiqiang on charges of 'picking a quarrel' (seriously) and 'inciting ethnic unrest'. What did he do? He posted seven mildly irreverent tweets referring to the Chinese policy on their ethnic Muslim population. He faces 8 years in a Chinese prison. Police shoved and punched western journalists and diplomats wishing to attend the trial, and dragged away local protesters.
George Osborne must be right in saying that the best way to help improve human rights in China is never to talk about it (but say you do 'privately' and leave the awkward stuff to Prince Charles standing up for that old charlatan the Dalai Lama); treat them likely royalty when they deign to visit us and make them feel comfortable by supressing all protests; and award them contracts to run our power generation infrastructure. That'll make the bastards change their ways.
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