Jeremy Kyle

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Can I ask why?

I could also counter by saying you shouldn't have an avatar of a happy-looking chap, because you seem like a bit of a miserable ****. But I make a point of not insulting people I don't know too well <ok>

Miserable **** because I'm sick of the 'Jeremy Kyle **** fest threads'? Oh right.
 
Miserable **** because I'm sick of the 'Jeremy Kyle **** fest threads'? Oh right.

More because you said I didn't deserve a Gene Hunt avatar (is there an entrance exam or particular criteria I should be aware of?) despite knowing nothing about me.

I feel we've got off on the wrong foot anyway, can we start again and be cyber-mates? :emoticon-0150-hands
 
More because you said I didn't deserve a Gene Hunt avatar (is there an entrance exam or particular criteria I should be aware of?) despite knowing nothing about me.

I feel we've got off on the wrong foot anyway, can we start again and be cyber-mates? :emoticon-0150-hands

Yes there actually is mate - Have you watched all Life on Mars & Ashes to Ashes episodes, back to back? I so, fair play. I'm sorry.
 
Yes there actually is mate - Have you watched all Life on Mars & Ashes to Ashes episodes, back to back? I so, fair play. I'm sorry.

Of course I have. I even actually liked Ashes to Ashes, unlike many of the moaning bastards who watched one episode and said "It's not as good as Life on Mars" and ****ed it off. The same people who no doubt say the same thing about every sequel/remake/cover they watch/listen to regardless of whether it's any good or not.

Take it to PMs you pair of ****ters.

And include me.

Only if you're willing to play the female detective.
 
It's ****ing worse than that mate. I grew up near Pontypridd. Port Talbot is like ****ing utopia when it comes to local populace intelligence compared to that.

You're right though. Was down there today and saw this goblin of a woman and her coked up boyfriend outside the cemetary having a Kyle moment on the phone with her daughter, I knew it was her daughter because she used the delightful turn of phrase "I wish you have been stillborn when you dropped out of my c*nt".

The things we see in pursuit of a Greggs pasty eh?

<laugh>
 
The first series of Ashes to Ashes was a bit ropey but improved in the 2nd and the 3rd and final series was nice and dark.
 
Of course I have. I even actually liked Ashes to Ashes, unlike many of the moaning bastards who watched one episode and said "It's not as good as Life on Mars" and ****ed it off. The same people who no doubt say the same thing about every sequel/remake/cover they watch/listen to regardless of whether it's any good or not.

Quality mate! I guess I was wrong about your good self. Personally I loved both, Life on Mars was better but Ashes to Ashes was a decent sequel. The Woman Copper is fit also.
 
Away tae **** the lot of yeez.

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I'd re-mortgage my house for a pop at that