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funny millwall stories

Discussion in 'Millwall' started by qprted, Dec 16, 2015.

  1. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Stick to what you're good at Ted but not on our site or I'll have to confiscate your Speckled Hen. :bandit:

    The weeds have been crying out for a poetry thread on their board for quite a while but they're too proud to ask you.

    Do it and make them happy, you'll even get a friend in Shaks the paddy as he likes a drink as well. <cheers>
     
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  2. Chippy / Glory

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    Ted has pm'd me a song he wrote for you..... It's very good.... Turn up the speakers full blast and enjoy.
     
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  3. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    its strange that a lot of people call me hunt,ive often wonderd why
     
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  4. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Nice one Norman and saw that last year. <laugh>
     
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  5. Chippy / Glory

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    It's one of his back catalogue.
     
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  6. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    I bet............
     
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  7. Chippy / Glory

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    My phone says you were spare today or trains were empty!
     
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    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    No mate I had a proper turn, Epsom, Hampton Court, Guildford & a Kingston rounder as we call it (Waterloo to Waterloo via Kingston). <ok>

    Must be one of those high tech phones...........<whistle>
     
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  9. Chippy / Glory

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    Ted, serious question.
    Us Leeds lads know that the badlands around bermondsey, lewisham and westhamerbad have become no go areas for ethnic Brits what's it like around Shepherd's Bush these days?
     
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    BUT I TRUST YOU MILLWALL STEVE AM I CRAP POET SHOULD I GIVE UP ON THE ONLY THING I HAVE IN THE WORLD OR SHOULD I FOLLOW MY DREAM AND WRITE A SONG THAT MAKES NUMBER ONE IN THE CHARTS[/QUOTE]
    If you can do that, Ted, I'll be your friend.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    serious question chipy glory,london is a seriously dangerous place awayfrom the fun and conjecture of message boards
    its impossible for me to describe what london is like its very dangerous almost beyond beliefe its a shame really but if your a pensioner your better of getting out the smoke
     
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    millwall funny story number one was i went into a pub in essex which is west ham land and this old man was in the bar looking very ill his face was lifeless he was almost completely white and was shaking
    I SAID YOU OK GEEZER
    he replied no im xxxxing not ok
    I SAID WHATS WRONG
    he said xxxxing millwall
    I SAID WHAT HAPPENED
    he said well i got a job as a steward at wembley i thought it was a nice little earner,but
    xxxx me it was game between carlise and someone else and it was all going so very lovely both sets of fans were so well behaved
    then it happend ten minutes before the end a section of the crowd that haddent sung through out the game let out an almighty
    MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    the noise was deathening and then it kicked off bif time the wall attacked the carlise and after the game with military precesion the wall cordoned off many off the streets whilst funnelling the carlise into an area that was too see the famous MILLWALL anyliate them it was utter carnage
    AND THAT CHIPPY IS A TRUE STORY IN THE REAL WORLD ONLY MILLWALL COULD HAVE ACHIEVED THAT KIND OF
    VICTORY IF BRENTFORD HAD TRIED IT THE CARLISE WOULD HAVE DONE THEM
    check with steve this is a true story it happened because carlise had attacked a coach full of wall ,carrying wall fans to the away game at there place
     
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