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[SaintsForTheWin]

SN can be a funny ****er

 

[thefanwithnoname]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Stuart-Kenyon/e/B013GXAOQC/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

Is that you and your Mrs?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Aye that's Vicky

 

[EDGE.]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Stuart-Kenyon/e/B013GXAOQC/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

Is that you and your Mrs?

@Jip Jaap Stam me and the lads would love to shower your beard in our man seed.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Stuart-Kenyon/e/B013GXAOQC/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

Is that you and your Mrs?

No. I have a picture of a random bloke and his bird on my author page.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

@Jip Jaap Stam me and the lads would love to shower your beard in our man seed.

It's extra-thick and bushy these days. Proper sex-offender job.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Yeah, nice beard. I want to follow in your footsteps.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Yeah, nice beard. I want to follow in your footsteps.

If you like my beard, you'll love my books. They are also thick, rich and fascinating.

 

[thefanwithnoname]

No. I have a picture of a random bloke and his bird on my author page.

can I suggest you do?

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

If you like my beard, you'll love my books. They are also thick, rich and fascinating.

Don't have a kindle I'm afraid.

Also, what's the plot? Any wizards or vampires?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

can I suggest you do?

I don't know; can you?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Don't have a kindle I'm afraid.

Also, what's the plot? Any wizards or vampires?

[nicejip]Don't worry one jot, my friend. The Kindle app is available on for most mobile phones, tablets and computers[/nicejip]

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

[nicejip]Don't worry one jot, my friend. The Kindle app is available on for most mobile phones, tablets and computers[/nicejip]

No paper back copies? I like the feel of a tree between my fingers

 

[Null]

Will you get to watch your book get pulped like Alan partridge or is it all online ?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

No paper back copies? I like the feel of a tree between my fingers

Paperback copies are available, but they are far more expensive. You can get the eBooks at 99p for the pair.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Link to the paper back please.

I'll have look, read the blurb. See if I'm interested.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Will you get to watch your book get pulped like Alan partridge or is it all online ?

No and no. They're print-on-demand so Amazon only make one when you order. I rang and asked if I could get a job lot, discounted, but the South African in their call centre called me a ****

 

[Mick O'Toon]

No and no. They're print-on-demand so Amazon only make one when you order. I rang and asked if I could get a job lot, discounted, but the South African in their call centre called me a ****

Any chance HBO or Netflix will televise it?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Not sure if this was posted before but made me laugh

Mat Welham is in the book how do you like those apples Gerry?
By mat welham on 26 Oct. 2015
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
I have only just started it but opted for the paperback version that has an amusing picture of Jip on the back cover..
So far it is very good M9.
Maltese mick is a club footed freak the banning bastard
SN23

 

[Toby]

If you like my beard, you'll love thefanwithnoname. He's also thick, rich and fascinating.

FTFY