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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Dec 7, 2015.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    poor poor earnie crouch a frail old 90 year old was blown by a gust of wind into the path of a bus and crushed to death, this lovely old guy had been going to arsenal for 80 seasons


    GOD BLESS YOU EARNIE REST IN PEACE,I HEAR ALL THE PLAYERS WILL WEAR BLACK ARM BANDS AS A MARK OF RESPECT TO THERE VERY SPECIAL FAN
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    Can we have a Ted thread for all the threads of Ted?
     
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  3. JARLIN

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    Ernie, rest in peace.
    Edward, please stop shouting.
     
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  4. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Read this. RIP indeed.
    Also agree with Watford!!
     
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    The Thoughts of Chairman TED.
     
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  6. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    THIS IS NOT ABOUT TED THIS IS ABOUT SHOWING RESPECT TO A 90 YEAR OLD MAN WHO WAS ON HIS WAY TO WATCH
    HIS BELOVED ARSENAL,SO CAN I ASK FOR RESPECTFULL BEHAVIOUR IM POSTING A FEW TWO MANY THREADS AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE IM NEW TO THIS MESSAGE BOARD BUT I WILL CALM DOWN A LITTLE BIT AS TIME GOES BY SO
    APOLOGIES TO WATFORD R WHO OBVIOUSLY SEEMS TO HATE ALL OF MY POSTS
    but its not really about me or any other individual its about getting rid of all the ghosts
    can jimmy floyde get the team going i hope he does,and all I can do is hope
    THAT WE SCORE SO MANY GOALS THAT THE OPPOSITION CANT COPE
     
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    My word, what will happened when Ted discovers the bold, italics, and underline functions? And then combines them with CAPITALS and font size?

    IT'S APOCALYPTIC!!!!

    And, for the hard of hearing:

    LISTEN!

    RIP Ernie.
     
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    article-2692592-082C1729000005DC-827_634x545.jpg Nooo not Italics or underline, then this might be unleashed!!

    ( Good sentiments though Ted, just mucking about! )
     
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  9. Tramore Ranger

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    Good sentiments Ted.......
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    If you'd just turn the caps lock off it would be bearable
     
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  11. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    watford r im waiting for lazer treatment on my eyes so sometimes i cant hardly see anything but all im asking is for you qpr fans to send respect to a frail old man so frail the wond blew him under a bus on the way to watch his beloved arsenal surely thats more important than me being gramatically correct us football fans need to learn to love each other
    because deep down we are all the same i support qpr because my dad took me to qpr when i was 4 years old if he had taken me to chelsea then i would have been a chelsea fan
     
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  12. Tramore Ranger

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    Fair do's Ted, this is probably the first time you've told us about your eye sight problems, so at least that now explains things.......hope you get it sorted soon.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Sorry to hear Ted. If you press CTRL and + on your keyboard it will make things bigger. Should help you.

    That's how I fool the missus.
     
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    Well said Ted, ditto for myself (I was 12), and also for my Dad in the 1920's. It's a tradition, although some would call a curse - good old St. Jude and his lost causes.

    Hope the laser surgery comes through for you and that it improves your eyesight. Is this to remove cataracts?
     
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  15. QPR Egghead

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    Sad news for the elderly gentleman

    Please take note of others Ted and don't shout. It is rude
     
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    Think Ted uses capitals to see better what he is writing.

    Not sure he knows using CAPITALS is shouting in text speak...Egghead
     
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    thats it beth somedays my eyes seem as good as new other days its a bit blury,i dont mean to be rude its just that sometimes i cant read what im posting very well
    AND NO ITS NOT TO REMOVE CATERACTS ITS BECAUSE OF DIABETES
     
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  18. QPR Egghead

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    Sorry to hear that Mr Ted, you can make your font size bigger. Just strange that most of your posts are a mixture of lower case and upper case!
     
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    A crack squad of senior investigators from HM Font Inspectorate are I believe on their way to your house as we speak, QUICK TED HIDE!!!!
     
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  20. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    WELL IM NOT GRAMATICALLY CORRECT BUT I DONT THINK ITS IMPORTANT TO BE EDUCTED TO POST ON THESE WEB SITES AS LONG AS YOU CAN TALK WITH DIGNITY AND SHOW RESPECT THAN WHAT DIFFERANCE DOES IT MAKE
     
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