I'm afraid that there's only one ridiculous thing here. It's your persistent, increasingly infantile, postings. If you are an example of the average Chav fan, then it's hardly surprising that those of us who have more than half a brain, eshew the glory hunters like you, and follow another team.
How dumb do you have to be to constantly moan about the interference of the Russian oligarch that owns your club, when you've got the most expensive signing that he's made as your avatar?
...and chooses the name of the worst player Chelsea have signed...you could also change your avatar to Woodgate's header!