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qprted

qprted

Poet Laureate
Oct 31, 2015
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thankgod weve got rid of ramsey and no we dont want jfhaslebank

ITS ALL ABOUT YORKSHIRED EQUIVALENTS OF BRIAN CLOUGH

OL BLOOD AND THUNDER WILL HIT THE PLAY OFFS THIS SEASON AND AUTOMATIC NEXT SEASON HES THE ONLY MANAGER ON PLANET EARTH WHO CAN GUARANTEE PROMOTION IN TWO YEARS


el fantastico neil
absolute brill
you have no idea how wonderfull i feel
you have proved that the gramatically correct dont know there football
to know your stuff you must have no brain at all
its all done on instinct now bring on those bees
well have them crying on there knees
they laughed at griffin park
but now weve regained our spark
and as for you reading hell is coming to dinner
our new neil is much thinner
hes cleaner more methodical and in the mood to thrill
you berkshire pretend hoops,have upset the old boy,and hes in the mode of kill
im going to the majesky gonna buy the best seat in the house
and your hear us singing all right whereas your be as quite as a mouse
and as for you derby county we are going to the play offs once more and well see you there
we are walking once more to wembly see if i care
once more we are going to raise the 40 thousand flags high
and you will see all of our body odours rising high in the sky
60 thousand pints of lager we will consume that day
but its awfully smelly so please stay away
 
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qprted said:
thankgod weve got rid of ramsey and no we dont want jfhaslebank

ITS ALL ABOUT YORKSHIRED EQUIVALENTS OF BRIAN CLOUGH

OL BLOOD AND THUNDER WILL HIT THE PLAY OFFS THIS SEASON AND AUTOMATIC NEXT SEASON HES THE ONLY MANAGER ON PLANET EARTH WHO CAN GUARANTEE PROMOTION IN TWO YEARS


el fantastico neil
absolute brill
you have no idea how wonderfull i feel
you have proved that the gramatically correct dont know there football
to know your stuff you must have no brain at all
its all done on instinct now bring on those bees
well have them crying on there knees
they laughed at griffin park
but now weve regained our spark
and as for you reading hell is coming to dinner
our new neil is much thinner
hes cleaner more methodical and in the mood to thrill
you berkshire pretend hoops,have upset the old boy,and hes in the mode of kill
im going to the majesky gonna buy the best seat in the house
and your hear us singing all right whereas your be as quite as a mouse
and as for you derby county we are going to the play offs once more and well see you there
we are walking once more to wembly see if i care
once more we are going to raise the 40 thousand flags high
and you will see all of our body odours rising high in the sky
60 thousand pints of lager we will consume that day
but its awfully smelly so please stay away
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Is this Ted Hughes?...:grin:
 
not on your life
will he be replaced rather you took my susan boyle looking wife
brian has been with me for 15 years
through fun and tears
but out of the window she goes if neil drives his tractor
and yes i realise ive lost the wow factor
comic genius i am not but we know our football and neil is a reactor
he will re generate the nouse
after that no good mouse
came from tottenham coldspur he can throw himself of london bridge for all i care
ive lost my teeth my mind and now my hair
but i still believe in fairytales because i know that brian clough is reborn in old thunderpants
and im not going to be beaten back im going to keep my boxing stance
let me tell you gramatically correct eamon holmes that you and your prawn sandwhich brigade can only watch
while neil warnock builds the greatest ever team ever assembled
and never ever doubt tyhe wisdon of us old cockney wideboys are never resembled
by your men from the emerald isle
and just watch us crush royal reading you are gonna love our style
ill buy old haselbank a new pair od clogs with cement soles now that would be a pair of clogs
and i tell you what ill teach him to swim in the isle of dogs
you tell the mad dutchman to stay of loftus road hes not wanted ,let les ferdinand fight his personel fight against racism using some other vehicleto hrlp his plight
we of qpr know hardship this christmas once more we look in our dustbins for something to eat
and we want neil to lead us into the fight
after all even us we know what is wrong from right
oh dear all this talking ive missed my boat
thats it eamon shall i put on my coat
 
thats old news
off course im ted hughes
broadmoor cant hold me im always sick
but dont like to be hot across the head with a stick
how you doing lad are you still in rampton
i can still remeber that day out in southamton
 
With reference to my avatar, I think the correct response to Ted's (ahem) poetry rhymes with "clucking bell".
 
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hoop lief just remeber if a gypsey who couldnt read or write hadnt bought our club in 1965 we would still be a little old ground full of stinging nettles getting crowds of 5000 and fighting with millwall every year you dont understand the basics of our success is this great man sir james gregory made this club without being gramitically correct,you must go back in history to find our roots,and we came up the hard way do i hate cris ramsey as much as ray wilkins the two of them ruined our club and im quite capable of gertting highly emotional about these gramatically correct imberseals
 
hoopleif do you realise that ramsey changed a winning side against forest at home everyone knows you never change a winning side
 
I realise that, and I agree with you that he was useless and out of his depth but he alone didn't put qpr into the predicament we find ourselves in and certainly doesn't warrant the sentiments that you wrote in your poem.
 
well everyone m ust realise that qpr fans want success i was outside the gropund once a geezer was standing outside the ground standing next to me he said what are you doing here i said im waiting for paul furlong im going to try to say to him that hes missing many goals and he should try to be a little bit more spotaneous
he then says im also waiting for paul furlong im going to hit him i laufed thinking he was joking
but when i saw he wasnt joking i remonstrated,and he then agreed not to hit him but he said he would give him good rollocking
sure enough furlong came out with his beautifull wife and this geezer really laid into him and yes a felt sorry for furlong
when the guy stormed off i assured furlong the thug army will try to attack him because hes ex chelsea and wo and behold he never played another bad game
so i think qpr fans do demand great success in this division we accept failure in the prem but not in this division,thats what i think hoopleif you have no right to tell me who im aloud to hate and who im not aloud to hate
im a human being im mutch older than you and unlike you i cant afford to spend ten seasons in this division just because les ferdinand has found a very vulerable chairman
 
You can hate whomever you like, that's your prerogative mate but you have no right to write stuff on a website like this about a person throwing themselves off a bridge just because you don't like them.

Anyways, onwards and upwards uuuuu rrrrrsssss
 
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