Rival Watch

Sure

 

If The European Cup and champions league matches results given points: 3 pts for a win, 1 for a draw then united will be by far the most successful club in England

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...y-results-based-points-makes-10.html#comments

 

But it's not, and therefore neither are you lmfao

 

No prospect of adding to the European points tally, is there?

#overrated kloppyflop

 

It does sound a bit Astro like straw clutching though don't you think?

Like, if they hadn't hit the post so many times and goalies hadn't saved shots they'd be top type ****e.

 

we need to get our morale-boosting fix from any possible source don't we?

 

Not really.

We can get our morale boosting fix from the fact we are the most successful club in English football, and currently sit second in the league with the chance to go top next weekend.

Leave the alternative league tables and "doing slightly better than last season" trophy to Liverpool. They can use them to console themselves that ninth place is a 'false position' and that their new manager is going to turn everything around. Again

 

You really do hate Liverpool, don't you? In a far more subtle, controlled and articulate way, I think you hate us more that Chris Where's my ****ing Dawkins book?

 

You keep counting these non existent points mate we'll keep counting the 5 big ones we have yeah lol

 

You are wrong. Kloppyflop will lead them to the 4th place and to the title according to some of their fans. He is the new messiah and greatest manager that they've ever had.

 

20 > 18

 

If we hadn't hit the post so many times in 2013/14 we would have won the league. Probably Kept Suarez and bought other world class players and would now be dominating the league and Europe.

 

If I had a slightly longer penis I could do the river dance with one leg

 

You don't even have a penis.

 

True it's more akin to a rounders bat tbh

 

I assumed it was a Klopp

 

Ahh I see what you did there, No that's just what I say to the gfs sister when the ghb kicks in

 

I prefer the old fashioned way, gbh

 

That's a haha from me