"Wow, wow, wow - I've just got back from Nolberto's place....I threw up on the way back. His head is now decorating the walls, poor guy musta p*ssed someone off in a previous life because that guy has been straight up shot dead. Anyone else hear the explosion at Tash's place last night? Lucky for that guy he was in the Saloon last night else we might be starting a body count. There's a few spare places behind Main Street, Tash, try and get a good night's sleep tonight. Special shout out to BRB - how's the head, buddy? Had to feel sorry for ya, one too many Nuka Beers and suddenly you're gay? Anyway, hope you had a good night at ACS's place. Thankfully, there's no more deaths to report but I have it on good authority that....and sit down, do NOT panic...there are indeed Synths living amongs us. Now far be it from me to spread panic and alarm, but I think it would be fitting in a post-apocalyptic shanty town built around an undetonated bomb to have a vote amongst us and push one of our townfolk out into the Wastelands tonight, so start conversing amongst yourselves and let's see who's the first one to go tonight."