Just for the record bats aren't blind and if you told, "him it's an insect" , although they have great hearing, it wouldn't understand you because it's a ****ing bat!
They have really stinky amonia-pooey wee and excrement, so don't let them eat any insects. You might want to consider a fuitbat.
Put the bat up the wifes twat, they like it warm & moist Second thoughts, i bet her twat is cold & crusty, try the dishwasher instead
Unfortunately he took my advice & put it in the dishwasher. The Bat is now deceased, sorry to break the bad news, as he to depressed to tell everyone