RHC's Cricket Thread

[InBiscanWeTrust]

One down already

 

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Bell gone............34-2

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

And as I type that bell goes for a quack

Say goodbye to your test career Ian?

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

All we need is 10 partnerships of 29.... Not that hard surely

 

[The artist JerryChristmas]

Well that wasn't at all predictable.....

 

[JonnyBaws]

Bring in Hales to open with Cook.. push Taylor or Root up to 3, drop Moeen down the order..
Bell has been living on past glories for too long!

 

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Vaughan thinks Bell should be on the tour to SA

Need a huge partnership from Cook and Root now.

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[Tobes]

Moeen and Bell are ****ing ****e.

 

[JonnyBaws]

Moeen and Bell are ****ing ****e.

Aye.. Moeen is miles better coming in at #7 He ain't no opener!
Bell is well past his sell by date!

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Moeen and Bell are ****ing ****e.

Moeen was very good coming in lower down the order and playing with freedom. He deserves a place in team he's just not an opener. He's not even a long term option and they only shoved him there to deal with the spin in sub continent.

Hell be back down the order again against SA.

 

[Chief]

It's fair to say we've got no chance!!

Would be good to see Ian Bell stand up and make a worthwhile meaningful second innings score.

For once.

That's a no then.

Useless. Completely useless.

Bye bye Bell, it's been distinctly average.

 

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That's a no then.

Useless. Completely uselessly.

Bye bye Bell, it's been distinctly average.

Say what you ****ing mean

 

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234 runs required on the final day with 8 wickets standing

 

[JonnyBaws]

234 runs required on the final day with 8 wickets standing

7.. Not sure what Stokes can do with a busted shoulder..

 

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7.. Not sure what Stokes can do with a busted shoulder..

He can hold his ****ing end up. Did you ever see the photos of Brian Close having fended off the Windies in their pomp?

 

[JonnyBaws]

He can hold his ****ing end up. Did you ever see the photos of Brian Close having fended off the Windies in their pomp?

Different era.. these guys are too pampered nowadays!

 

[Stan]

Just catching up on today's play...Bell did what Bell does. He's cheated his way through his England career and made a shed load of money but when you break it down he's very, very, very rarely contributed when it matters. He's been mentally weak throughout his career.

 

[Chief]

Look at this from the middle order;

Bell b Malik 0
Root lbw b Shah 6
Taylor c Younus b Babar 2
Bairstow lbw b Shah 0
Patel lbw b Babar 0

Criminal.

Also depressingly predictable.

 

[Stan]

If Bell ever plays another test match the selectors need sacking.

 

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120 - 7. Cook still going, but another 164 needed. Somehow, I doubt it, but you never know