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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Nov 1, 2015.

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  1. Van

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    By Jove I make you right Sebastian
     
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    Once the doddinghurst has cuckooed
     
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  3. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    yes when the great doddinghurst cuckoos again the fun begins,and it is written that facto will mary the wicked witch from west 12 she will love his new bently its got a opr number plate but with the screw put in the right place it looks like qpr
     
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    I think there's a few screws not in the right place in this thread...:grin:
     
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  5. factamondo

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    When lord ' little pecker' baylish,( myu) and bald lord Ferris(Stanley).. Banished me to the high black tower for a crime I did not commit I knew my brothers in arms would find me!..like repunzzle I will grow my hair then climb down to freedom...it may take some time though!
     
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  6. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Was the reason you were banned Factamondo cited as "Crimes against the English Dictionary".....It is Rapunzel
     
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    Not in my world it aint old son!!!... It's called freedom of literature!
     
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    Think it's actually called a load of old bollox.........<doh>
     
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    One gets the impression of a group of pre-pubescent teenagers, each in their own dismal bedrooms, playing Dungeons & Dragons online with each other in between the obligatory bouts of frenzied masturbation over lingerie catalogues.

    Rather tedious but pretty harmless stuff, I reckon.
     
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  10. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    It is in my world of Disney Princesses, old mate
     
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    the beautifull qprbeth yopu will fall into the spell of the great factomondo like we all have only he has the charm to bring the leaves from the trees
     
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    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    I heard the Great Factomundo charms the birds from the trees in the same way that Princess Fiona does in the movie Shrek....another of my favourite Disney Princesses!
     
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    he is one amazing man when hes not posting you will feel sad but when he posts you will be so happy hes an amazing poster beth and hes just come out of a relationship so will you meet up with him at the next qpr home match
     
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    I really wish the most beautiful QPR female poster of all time would join us ..' Alibabes'...she makes Angelina jolie look like Clint hill in drag!
     
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    Plays like him too
     
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    yes alibabes was all of our greatest sweet hearts,she had the blue est eyes the blondist hair the most amazing physique
    but she also had the one thing about her that made her irra isstable she was a qpr fan but it was written years ago that the great factomondo would only fall in love with a girl from oxford so me and facto are lopoking all overe oxford for a qpr fan whos name has to start with a b,so its a difficult one really,FACTOS GOT A NEW BENTLEY AND GOOD LOOKS BUT WHERE COULD WE FIND HIS NEW PRINCESS,I MEAN THERE ARE NOT MANY FEMALES WHO LIVE IN OXFORD THAT ARE QPR FANS
     
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    The spelling is atroshuss.
     
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    It's atrocious...... Tut tut
     
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    You could be in their Edward , I doth my cap to your majestic poetry that has females from all walks of life flustered,but Tis true facto is the grandest of swordsmen whose had many a fine Philly .
     
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