Off Topic Should l get a prize or something?

[Didley Squat]

Ok, l'm staying overnight at a brand new Best Western Hotel. When l checked in, the good lady behind the main desk said that they had just open today and that l was the very first offical guest.

My question to you good folk is .... Should l not get a lucky door prize or something? Surely a nice weekend away with the good lady or something? Yes?
I'm even prepared to write some nice words on the checkout list

 

[factamondo]

Stayed in one on the isle of Wight once...had grey hairs in my breakfast beans!

 

[Rangers Til I Die]

You only get what you ask for - go for it.

 

[Uber_Hoop]

Ok, l'm staying overnight at a brand new Best Western Hotel. When l checked in, the good lady behind the main desk said that they had just open today and that l was the very first offical guest.

My question to you good folk is .... Should l not get a lucky door prize or something? Surely a nice weekend away with the good lady or something? Yes?
I'm even prepared to write some nice words on the checkout list

I'd settle for a couple of hours with a wicked lady.

 

[Kilburn]

Stayed in one on the isle of Wight once...had grey hairs in my breakfast beans!

Just as long as they weren't curly.