^^^^^^^^^^ While putting his lipstick on. Did you tuck your dick in and close your legs so you could see what you would look like if you were a woman.
I gave it a go after watching silence of the lambs. We cant be the only ones. Edit. Wheres my ****ing quote gone of raw? Look like a reet gimp talking to mysrlf.
I did once get dressed up as a nurse for a New Year's Eve fancy dress get together, and ended up in a scrap when a stranger twanged my suspenders in the Guide Post pub in Ryhope..
Joe hits Redhead early on with a cheeky jab and Redhead is stunned, Joe lets him up but in the meantime RM has fast dialled 12 of his mates to get out of the security van and pile on Joe. Joe wins by disqualification, finds Redhead in the locker rooms after the match and knocks him out, the search continues for RM, people are saying they can hear noises from inside the big fridge with chains on it, being guarded by an young, tanned-skinned lad in a Newcastle shirt.
Joe starts dancing around. Throwing jabs. Bam bam. Redhead starts reeling but Joe keeps punching away. Sensing he cant take much more Redhead unveils his secret weapon. He drops of his bouncer coat to reveal a mighty fine set of 44dd tits. Then the wig and lets the long flowing locks shine in the moonlight. Joe is stunned that he is really a she. Once rehead reveals the freshly shaved snatch. It is to much for Joe to take and lets his guard down. Where upon redhead smacks Joe with her handbag containing half a brick. Joe is out KO Mrs Redhead.
No need for apologies on my behalf mate, I appreciate we all get wound up by someone else's comments and obviously Relic makes your piss boil. Its just a smallish forum with very few posters and a shame for any of us to have a lasting fall out. I know if I were to piss someone off It would be unintentional and I would be big enough to apologise for it. Obviously its gone a little beyond that between the 2 of you
Sshhh man. Stop getting back on topic. We have moved onto deatch matches now. To disguise the argument.
The only thing frustrating me is that he's gone at people numerous times and seems to be immune from being told to wind his neck in on here because he's some sort of antique human being. Half of his posts are him arguing with people doing exactly the same as he's been doing here, playing the victim and pretending it was an unprovoked attack on himself. You lot can now go ahead and continue to lick his arse, I've told him what I think of him and hopefully made a big enough splash to wake a few people up. Done.
