I understand English but not the cock gravy you spray out on here. I'm in Belfast to beat the Irish men and **** your ugly but desperate women.
Good come back though if I wanted my cum back I would have wiped it off your mother's chin last night.
I apologise that I had to bring it down to your level but your patter is pish. I should have taken the more mature approach by saying 'I'm really tall and I'll batter yee' Take yourself on