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The New Obersturmfuhrer of Anfield

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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    If he has not signed by Friday, he won't come. He needs to make sure he doesn't end up having players forced on him by "The Committee" like Rodgers did. I want no more Balotelli's/Lovren's at our club
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Oct 6, 2015
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  2. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Announcement tomos.
     
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  3. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Not sure if statement or attempt at headline <whistle>
     
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    Lucaaas, Oct 6, 2015
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Klopp meets FSG and agrees to sign...


    ... The welcome to Anfield card for the new manager Gary Monk.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Oct 6, 2015
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  5. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Ian Ayre ****s up again?? <whistle>
     
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  6. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    I want to know how the **** Ian Ayre still has a job #useless
     
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  7. saintanton

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    We'll be fine. I've sent him a pack of Bics.
     
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    saintanton, Oct 6, 2015
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He almost doubled the club income but besides that he is useless.
     
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  9. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    After a summer of spending.

    Henry makes himself hoarse trying to clip klopp
     
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    Redbrynner, Oct 6, 2015
  10. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    And how much has his inability to negotiate cost us in transfer fees & wages? How much positions has his dithering over transfers, meaning we miss out on them, cost us in premier league positions and champions league qualification?

    And yes, he has improved our revenue from sponsors etc. but it would be really hard not to improve on what David Moores had been doing (nothing) and with the TV deals going crazy we were always going to make more money, even if we had a complete idiot in charge.
     
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  11. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Klopp to Kop: Jurgena love me!
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Probably Thursday then :bandit:
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 6, 2015
  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    When he decides against signing for us...
    "Klopp Out"


    Or when he signs for us and we go out of any cup
    "Klopp Out"


    Or when we play ****
    "Klopp Out"


    The banner by a small proportion of morons flying over Anfield
    "Klopp Out"


    And on and on and on.
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 6, 2015
  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Or add Kops in the middle of all the above...

    "Klopp Kops Out"
     
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  15. saintanton

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    Towed by a heliKloppter.


























    Sorry......
     
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  16. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Lol he's expected to arrive on Thursday. Friday announcement looks likely now after the reading the papers this morning.
     
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    Jimmy Squarefoot, Oct 7, 2015
  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Klopp OUT !!

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...ger-hasnt-turned-things-around-20151007102688

    Liverpool fans demand to know why potential new manager hasn’t turned things around yet
    07-10-15


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    LIVERPOOL fans are demanding the dismissal of the man who has yet to be confirmed as the club’s new manager.

    Possible replacement manager Jurgen Klopp has failed to make Liverpool the most feared club in football despite being widely tipped to start working there soon.

    Season ticket holder Norman Steele said: “I’m a patient man but Klopp should have restored us to the pinnacle of European football by now.

    “You have to question his commitment, especially as he has not yet signed any paperwork.”

    Stephen Malley said: “How much longer are we going to give Klopp? He’s done literally nothing so far.

    “I’m going to set up a Klopp Out Facebook group.”
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Oct 7, 2015
  18. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    The irony of that article is that he's not even signed yet but the fanbase is already positive and United.
     
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    Jimmy Squarefoot, Oct 7, 2015
  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    We're now more united than United (and other teams with the same suffix)
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Oct 7, 2015
  20. saintanton

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    We've all got Klopptomania.


    This is the pun thread, so I'm not apologising for that one.
     
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    saintanton, Oct 7, 2015
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