Never have so many words been written by so many about nothing!
Feeling a little left out, I have decided to contribute to this amorphous mass of nothingness. After all we only have until the 31st August to sort things out.
The list of potential Spurs signings is endless and nearly as long is the list of those about to leave.
I think I have the message that we need to sell before we buy. Right 3 seconds to absorb that. Absorbed!
Everyday I log on to not606 expecting to see some earth shaking news, the NEW STRIKER has arrived, Crouch has signed for Barcelona, King has two new knees and will play forever. Keane finally has his dream move to Corinthian Casuals, Dawson is the new captain of England and Mancini refuses to manage a football team that does not have 11 players behind the ball. Wenger has been awarded a stainless steel water bottle with a cutting edge, just like his stainless, blameless football team minus the cutting edge. Big Ron returns as the Nigerian national coach a role he will share with the minister of overseas development. Sir Alec retires to spend more time with his money, and Giggs has a new gig working for relate.
Now all this would be news and worth spending a pound on a newspaper to read, sadly it is not to be seen, just the same old tired rumours going round in endless circles. They say there are only 3 jokes in the whole world with just endless variations, I'll tell you what there is only ONE football rumour and I have bloody well heard it.
Feeling a little left out, I have decided to contribute to this amorphous mass of nothingness. After all we only have until the 31st August to sort things out.
The list of potential Spurs signings is endless and nearly as long is the list of those about to leave.
I think I have the message that we need to sell before we buy. Right 3 seconds to absorb that. Absorbed!
Everyday I log on to not606 expecting to see some earth shaking news, the NEW STRIKER has arrived, Crouch has signed for Barcelona, King has two new knees and will play forever. Keane finally has his dream move to Corinthian Casuals, Dawson is the new captain of England and Mancini refuses to manage a football team that does not have 11 players behind the ball. Wenger has been awarded a stainless steel water bottle with a cutting edge, just like his stainless, blameless football team minus the cutting edge. Big Ron returns as the Nigerian national coach a role he will share with the minister of overseas development. Sir Alec retires to spend more time with his money, and Giggs has a new gig working for relate.
Now all this would be news and worth spending a pound on a newspaper to read, sadly it is not to be seen, just the same old tired rumours going round in endless circles. They say there are only 3 jokes in the whole world with just endless variations, I'll tell you what there is only ONE football rumour and I have bloody well heard it.


