Get yourself down to the Calais jungle mate - only 70p a pint, but its supposed to taste like Rhino piss!!
I'm sure they will mix up a few pink gins for any Northerner's that drop by. I bet the truck drivers make some special deliveries there too
Dont do europe m8,would have to take to many Sambo's with Me,that's Irish for sandwiches as I would need some food going all that way.
So this is what it takes to get the Wallies out of hiding, a rare win in div3 against the whipping boys
we have won 4 of our last 5 ya donut and we have an easy one tomorrow Wigan away no fooking bookmarking that Shako cos i will deny saying it if it all goes tits up