Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

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UnitedinRed

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We have a situation. Has anyone seen @CFC: Champions of FFP

He's been missing since yesterday evening. Last season wearing a bag over his head to hide his shame.

If you have any information regarding his where abouts please do not approach. London's only is likely to be scared and confused right now so please use caution.

Please contact [email protected]
 
I'm afraid it will be a weekend without many more than that. The ABUs won't be around much either <whistle>
 
To be fair he's popped in occasionally (very occasionally and very briefly) but his incessant spamming of the board about United, Spurs, Arsenal and QPR (away fans) has dipped dramatically. Not sure why as he was bouncing around like Zebedee on speed last season.
 
Chelsea have got a couple of home games they'll fancy coming up. I'm sure he'll be swaggering around again in no time!
 
The best thing is to try to pretend that the last few weeks never happened, CFC. Most of us will let you wipe the slate clean; PIXIE won't of course, but that's par for the course, here. It's ironic, really, because he's the king of the failed wum, and he really ought to be the one mentoring you through this difficult time.

I'd give you some advice, mate, but I've never been in the position where I've been an embarrassment, with comments coming back to haunt me, so I'm not going to be much use to you, I'm afraid.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
The best thing is to try to pretend that the last few weeks never happened, CFC. Most of us will let you wipe the slate clean; PIXIE won't of course, but that's par for the course, here. It's ironic, really, because he's the king of the failed wum, and he really ought to be the one mentoring you through this difficult time.

I'd give you some advice, mate, but I've never been in the position where I've been an embarrassment, with comments coming back to haunt me, so I'm not going to be much use to you, I'm afraid.
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Fortunately I was at the new McDonagh play at the Royal Court for the Porto game (my birthday part 2) and the Banksy installation Disamaland for the Newcastle game (birthday part 1). :)
 
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gooner4ever said:
Very highbrow - how did they go - was dismaland good ?
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McDonagh is not that highbrow. Quite Tarantino-esque (Have you seen In Bruges?) norrmally, Hangmen is black humour. Great cast: David Morrisey etc

Dismaland was good: Banksy is a very direct... one-trick pony... but some of the installations were funny.

My mate set it up, so we got free bar all night, deejays and had a wander round on our own at 7am which was fun. Some of the other artists in the gallery were great: photorealism especially
 
CFC: Champions of FFP said:
McDonagh is not that highbrow. Quite Tarantino-esque (Have you seen In Bruges?) norrmally, Hangmen is black humour. Great cast: David Morrisey etc

Dismaland was good: Banksy is a very direct... one-trick pony... but some of the installations were funny.

My mate set it up, so we got free bar all night, deejays and had a wander round on our own at 7am which was fun. Some of the other artists in the gallery were great: photorealism especially
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sounds like a cracking birthday day out at dismaland, the play sounds good where is it on
 
gooner4ever said:
sounds like a cracking birthday day out at dismaland, the play sounds good where is it on
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Yes, it was proper rave up. Lots of people dribbling on the beach at Weston-Super-Mare, even more than usual!

Royal Court by Sloane Square tube, good place to catch cheap theatre before shows go West End with West End prices. Great faux-French brasserie Colbert next door (same restauranteurs that opened The Wolseley) and the bar at the Royal Court is fun too
 
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