He's got a thing about masturbating monkeys. I hope his mum doesn't look at his browsing history on his computer
You are my audience, Fossel - you and PIXIE, Luvvy, Sisu and Schteeeve, and all the other lads! I'm funny, so ****ing well laugh, you bastards!
Thank you Spurs for restoring my faith in British footballing supremacy ... listened on the radio ... sounded like Spurs gave Kerouac a damn good thrashing ..... and with a star performance from Debbie Harry to boot ... was Harry Kane injured? .... surprised they didn't at least bring him on ..