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  1. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    @Blunham Mackem

    There you go mate, just for you.


    This Smuggler Modified His Trousers To Try And Bring Booze Into Saudi Arabia... (He Failed)

    The man, who has not been named, was stopped as he was walking along the 16-mile-long King Fahd Causeway that links Bahrain with Saudi Arabia.


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    A Saudi man was busted trying to smuggle 12 bottles of booze back into his home country - after he stashed them in modified trousers under his robe.

    The man, who has not been named, was stopped as he was walking along the 16-mile-long King Fahd Causeway that links Bahrain with Saudi Arabia.

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    Customs officers patted him down after spotting that he was walking suspiciously.

    And they were stunned to find that he’d added pockets to his trousers so he could secretly carry them underneath.

    Alcohol is banned in Saudi Arabia, and anyone caught trying to break the law faces tough penalties.

    The man is now facing jail time for allegedly trying to smuggle the drink in, it’s reported.

    It’s not clear exactly what kind of alcohol he was carrying.

    But Saudi customs chief Daifallah Al Otaibi said examples of men attempting to smuggle alcohol into the country were rare.

    And he said that, even when caught, it rarely involved such large amounts.

    Bahrain is often branded the “brothel of the Gulf” and has comparatively lax laws with regards to alcohol.

    He was walking suspiciously. I bet he was. <laugh>
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    I find this story quite . . . . . . . .staggering <whistle>
     
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  3. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    What on earth must he have looked like trying to walk with that lot on board? <laugh>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Drunk, obviously <doh>

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    Good try but the poor bugger will get a few lashes for that.

    I remember one night where I worked, 2 young Arab teenagers were brought in drunk for blood testing.

    There was a quick run around to try and get 2 members of staff to give blood samples so that these kids wouldn't get lashed (literally!).

    A few of the lads on nightshift weren't in fit states themselves to help out! One of the samples had to come from a woman!
     
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    That`s a hell of a risk. Must have thought he was going to make a few quid. Unless he`d already drunk half his `stock`.

    What a mug.
     
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    They might have been surprised when they found that he was pregnant, then, Blun :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    <laugh> If you'd seen the old battleaxe you'd know that would never have been a problem <laugh>

    The joke of it was trying to find 2 blokes on duty in a hospital, with no alcohol in their system!!
     
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