Deirdre isn't going to like this at all. Foreign talk doesn't sit comfortably with her, especially when her vagina is dry.I speak Spanish. Can I join the club?
Deirdre isn't going to like this at all. Foreign talk doesn't sit comfortably with her, especially when her vagina is dry.I speak Spanish. Can I join the club?
You lived in Spain nine arses ago?
It's Spanish. They say 'it makes nine years'. I thought you would know that if you speak the language!...
I'm aware 'hace' means ago in this context. What I meant was you put 'anos' which means arses rather than 'años'.
Also it should have been 'viví' rather than 'he vivido'![]()
Deirdre isn't going to like this at all. Foreign talk doesn't sit comfortably with her, especially when her vagina is dry.
We can't all be as cosmopolitan as you, No One Famous,
Late-night paella is so exotic. Que rico!
Yes he considers that racist.Spanish people mostly like to eat paella. Spanish people eat their food later on average than we do. Is that what this is still all about?
Spanish people mostly like to eat paella. Spanish people eat their food later on average than we do. Is that what this is still all about?
Just a bit of silly banter with el cosmopolitano. He just joked the De Gea transfer falling through because Spanish are 'manana' and were too busy eating late-night paella (it is a lunch time dish traditionally) And then banged on about how he goes to Spain all the time and he is so cosmopolitan
How are the rrrrrrs getting on?
I've got no idea about the team. Nowadays I just keep an eye out for our away attendance figures which have been ok thus far.
. I'm pleased to hear it.I've got no idea about the team. Nowadays I just keep an eye out for our away attendance figures which have been ok thus far.

Deidre was on the United board posting that there are tickets available for Chelsea's game against Arsenal at the weekend. I suppose there are actually more active Chelsea posters on the United board than their own!
Those relegation six pointers can be great games.Villa sold out by 755am this morn, I overslept and missed out![]()
They've dumped you already! To be fair to the Dippers they haven't won the title in over 25 years and the tourists have stuck with them. Must be Mourinho and his third season syndrome.Sold out now. 200 returns West Upper from Thomas Cook. The tourists must not be liking our unparked bus.
Expert on Croatian football?
They hadn't lost for 40 games or so so even if the opposition wasn't great it shows they aren't mugs.
[HASHTAG]#semantics[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#boggeddownin[/HASHTAG]

Is it time someone points out that's its been done before, several times, sometimes even less. In fact, 19 is the lowest number of goals ever scored to secure a title, the lowest scorers won the league![]()

You can't live off that post forever HIAG, you need to come up with some new material.

...I have never heard of the word anos being used to mean arse?? All the Spanish I know use 'Culo'