Off Topic Didn't sus she was a man for 2 years.. really?

[Ivan Dobsky]

I know where the lady got her penis.


http://m.scotsman.com/lifestyle/heritage/bute-renamed-penis-island-in-gaelic-sign-blunder-1-3867056

Is that anywhere near Penistone? I believe they want to move that place to the inside of Scunthorpe.

 

[astro]

The deception, she said, only ended when she pulled off the blindfold while they were having sex to see her friend Gayle wearing a strap-on prosthetic penis.

Gayle exclaimed: “It’s not what you think.”

In her defence, Newland insisted that no blindfold was used during their relationship. She also denied strapping bandages to her chest to mask her breasts, claiming they were only there to protect a heart monitor.



Seems [HASHTAG]#legit[/HASHTAG]

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

All you do as a guy in that case it turn around and say sorry officer but I was drunk and I never consented to have sex with her.

If neither of you consent they'll have a hard time trying to find one of you guilty and one of you not guilty.

The deception, she said, only ended when she pulled off the blindfold while they were having sex to see her friend Gayle wearing a strap-on prosthetic penis.

Gayle exclaimed: “It’s not what you think.”

In her defence, Newland insisted that no blindfold was used during their relationship. She also denied strapping bandages to her chest to mask her breasts, claiming they were only there to protect a heart monitor.



Seems [HASHTAG]#legit[/HASHTAG]

Bandages, maybe the "victim" thought she was banging a mummy and was crestfalled when it wasn't a mummy

 

[Stan]

So Cameron liked a smoke and a toot. Who gives a ****? Corbyn looks like a geography teacher!

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

So Cameron likes head from a pig's head. Who gives a ****? Corbyn looks like a geography teacher!

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