****s and ****ing mongs

[B-C]

Have any of you fine fellows ever quit smokin? (**** aff wi yer queer jokes).

Smoked for 15 years and gie em up. It's dead ****in easy.

Haven't even Aldo'd the wife

 

[VenomPD]

EDIT: ****ing auto-correct

 

[mrs monacoger]

Aye, gave up about 12 years ago. Piece of piss.

 

[VenomPD]

I stop every time I go offshore and apart from mad dreams when the weed finally leaves the system I don't notice it

 

[B-C]

****y ****in ***gots with their wee fanny vapour ****e. **** aff.

Nothing more valid than an ex-smokers opinion

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Smoking is ****ing horrific.

May as well eat a ****e. Prob be better for you and leave your breathe smelling nicer.

 

[B-C]

Smoking is ****ing horrific.

May as well eat a ****e. Prob be better for you and leave your breathe smelling nicer.

Jesus Christ.

 

[VenomPD]

 

[B-C]

The sad thing is, he's not wrong.

 

[Gambol]

Have any of you fine fellows ever quit smokin? (**** aff wi yer queer jokes).

Smoked for 15 years and gie em up. It's dead ****in easy.

Haven't even Aldo'd the wife

Nup. Never will. It's **** all to do with nicotine and **** all to do with tobacco.

It's everything to do with the sheer pleasure of inhaling a burning cigarette and exhaling a plume of beautiful toxins. In that moment all things are possible.

 

[VenomPD]

You're fooling nae **** ya dirty addict

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

There is nuffin worse rhan a ranting Taig who's gasping for a ***.

 

[Gambol]

You're fooling nae **** ya dirty addict

^^^ non-smoker

 

[VenomPD]

I've already said I smoke weed. Only *****s smoke ***s. It's like drinking Kaliber in a pub

 

[B-C]

Nup. Never will. It's **** all to do with nicotine and **** all to do with tobacco.

It's everything to do with the sheer pleasure of inhaling a burning cigarette and exhaling a plume of beautiful toxins. In that moment all things are possible.

I actually agree.

It's habit more than addiction.

Can i suck your teeth?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I can just imagine wee B watching the Malmo game and doing his Airplane.

"I picked a terrible day to give up smoking"

 

[B-C]

I can just imagine wee B watching the Malmo game and doing his Airplane.

"I picked a terrible day to give up smoking"

**** aff ye ****.

Aye.

 

[Gambol]

I actually agree.

It's habit more than addiction.

Can i suck your teeth?

We can tongue dance any time you like, baby

 

[B-C]

We can tongue dance any time you like, baby

Je suis Tina.

 

[B-C]

Aye, gave up about 12 years ago. Piece of piss.

Link?