Has Dick had enough ?

Sushi's the bomb mate, bit of wasabi and soy sauce, massive plate of Sashimi, Maki, Cali rolls, spicy pepper squid... bosh, ave it.

 

I like Claire's accessories. Quality gear in there.
And I'm a ****er for Pundland.

 

Are you telling me that you were 'bobbles' !?!?

 

Aye & scrunchies, bangles & clip on ear rings. what more could a wag want?
Pundland is great man - get a tube of no more nails everytime I go.
Now I just need to get off my lazy arse & do something with it.

 

It makes for a great lube mate, try it.

 

Is it not a bit claggy?

 

You'd think so, but seriously go for it

 

I prefer coppaslip.
It gives my nob a glow.

 

What's that like Brasso?

 

It's finely ground copper mixed with industrial grease.
It's used to stop hot machinery seizing.

 

It's 'builders caulk' for me... You can **** a job up and that stuff comes to the rescue every time

 

You use caulk as a **** lube???
****ing weird that.
Isn't it a bit dry?
Might as well rub gun powder on your bell end.

 

Im firing 'blanks' nowadays marra !!

 

I still carry live rounds - when I can be arsed.

 

. . . . and clarts - 'old' words that aren't used as much as they should be, like a packet of 'bullets,' and a 'cossa' for when you go swimming

Phrases like 'wog off' and 'racing bike' which used to used before '**** off' and 'road bike,' respectively, took over

but I just thought that I'd mention it

 

You should, maybe, rephrase that, Billy

 

Lol, aye!

 

hoi ive baggsed his car, he promised me

 

Gun powder on your bell end could be canny actually.
At least you'll go off with a bang.