Just because someone has a 2-2 in Land Management or another doss subject doesn't really cut it for me.
Not at all. Prove that you have a degree from Cambridge. Like I say it's incumbent on you to provide proof. I will then decide if that proof is sufficient.
That's not proof. Where's this picture of your Cambridge degree and law qualifications. You've had long enough to knock them up on photoshop now
He has been too busy knocking up a another picture of a man holding a fish, so that he can use it when it is time to wriggle out of this situation !
I'll go for that, all in it is now crack on and get it posted along with a pic of you playing the Manchester MEN with your geetar.
That's not how it works, I'm afraid, Luvvy. I want a list of your assets, so that I can work out whether or not it's going to be worth my while; and, then, I want you to work with me to set up a means by which all of those assets can be transferred to me the instant I give you proof, in a face-to-face meeting (you having signed a confidentiality agreement that you will not reveal who I am). PISKIE has already taken your "brave" option of "taking up the bet without really taking up the bet."
Ok, so my assests include a 1986 January edition of Penthouse, a bic biro (black), 1 Liverpool mug (coffee stained but otherwise good condition), a DVD of The FA Cup final against West Ham, 2 tins of Lidl baked beans, a t-shirt that has the slogan "I'm with stupid" and a directional arrow pointing to the left, a replica shirt of Harchester Rovers (Home), 1 bottle of Havana Club 7 year rum (this may not be available depending on timescales), a nest of tables, a pair of Adidas Samba trainers, a Vans Rucksack (black) and a CD of Stereophonics first album with back stage passes and tickets for the early gig at Manchester Apollo inside. My solicitor will work out the rest, I'll meet you at the Maid of Muswell in Muswell Hill next Saturday, bring lube.
I thought HIAG was supposed to be some kind of photoshop whizz kid. Surely he could have knocked up a fake Cambridge degree certificate and some dodgy law qualifications by now ?
HIAG was the bad guy in Terminator 2. his ability to meltdown at a moment's notice saved the movie makers million$ on special effects.
Outstanding. You see HIAG, this guy is actually funny. You just come across as a whinging tool. You could learn a lot from Gonz.
Stop being nice to me y'manc twat I'm going to be wumming your board in a moment when the barcodes score.
17 pages, and still no sign of a meltdown in sight. In fact, all you guys have down is argue over how brilliant I am! PISKIE started off doubting my academic qualifications, but when I called him out on the matter, he backed off and did a 180 degrees turn on the subject, suggesting that it would be in my interests to distance myself from my beloved Cambridge. This thread has got to be among the mutha of all ****-witted threads - certainly up in the top 5. It's probably not as ****-witted as some of the threads that PISKIE started and which came back to haunt him in such spectacular and embarrassing fashion, but it is very close.
