HIAG Meltdown

Interesting. Can he play the guitar?

Perhaps we've found out who HIAG bases his fantasies on!

 

I'm sensing quite a lot of skepticism, here.

 

Only the piano I'm afraid. And Doctor not Lawyer. It's not working out.

 

I'm only talking about the greatest TV comedy ever made

 

This is the picture HIAG attached to his Wimpy job application form. Unfortunately he was turned down for the job as Trainee Bacon Slicer when the company found out that he had eaten Minge by mistake.

 

That's what Phil Lynott would have looked like, had he been white and a carrot-top.

 

You probably mean you were in the same room as a guitar for 5 minutes at some point.

Just like Spurs were a top club, for about 5 minutes
#pwershiftShifted

 

That's where I got Tom Morello from.

 

Panorama?

 

Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom?

 

HIAG's got a real guitar. It's made of plastic, got lots of buttons on it and plugs into his Playstation. But it's a real guitar !

He's also surrounded by hot pussy too. Tidles and Sooty the cats like to lay down in front of the fire.

 

To be fair, PISKIE, that "joke" wasn't funny the first time you tried it.

 

I think you lads should get one of these

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I was thinking of getting one of these, but I think I'd be sending the wrong message to the chicks.

 

It's not a joke

 

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Is it him?

 

Can we get a couple of things straight, please...?

(1) I am not Mick Hucknall; and
(2) I do not have a carrot top

Thank you.

 

I wonder if today is the day that HAIG comes out and reveals his secret identity?
Actually I'm bored with it all now there must be something more interesting that we can do than banging on about Mick Bucknell.

 

@PISKIE

Ah! I see that you have finally accepted the lawyer/Cambridge/Harvard link.