HIAG Meltdown

Bad weekend all round for Hiag, he starts a wumfail on Saints board and gets owned, then his Sours team give away a 2 goal lead to draw at home to Stoke, then his wum prediction of "an easy 3 points for Palace" comes back to bite him after Arsenal win and climb above his Sours team, and then to top it off his second team lose 3 nil as well!
if Liverpool win tomorrow we better put him on suicide watch

 

I'll stick my neck on the line and say when Liverpool win

 

HIAG will be on here in a while to try and claim that I started this thread because Chelsea drew today (before he then edits it because they lost)

 

I am looking forward to how he will try to put a negative spin on the fact that Arsenal are above both of his teams !

 

Funny how him and his Chelsea boyfriend have gone into hiding tonight. They are usually on here 24/7 spouting crap.

 

He is probably using a ****ty stick to beat off gagging for it pussy backstage at a rock concert whilst Eric Clapton and Jimmy Page play warm up for him!

 

I started this one

 

Piskie knows that you did but Hiag will still try to claim that Piskie started it and then Hiag realising his error will edit his post to say that you started it, then he will re-edit his post to say that Piskie edited his original post, then Hiag will deny all of it and say he was joking.
then Hiag will post pictures of an angler holding a fish and claim that he has caught a bite.
same old Hiag always deleting - his original posts when they go wrong.

same old Hiag always bleating - about a non existent power shift.

same old Hiag always Bealing - when it all goes wrong he needs his picture of a fish to comfort him.

 

In a nutshell ....

 

HIAG has disappeared tonight. The pain of seeing Chelsea lose and his beloved Maureen making a prick of himself again is clearly enough to send him into hiding

 

Where's HIAG?
#wheresHIAG

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I'm not going to deny it, that hurt.

 

Not "hiding," rather on holiday at my coastal retreat. I don't have internet, there.

Some of us have a life, PISKIE (and adoring hot-pussy fans to please, in between drafting contracts and jetting of to the States to give a lecture).

 

Go on then HIAG, do tell us all about this coastal retreat of yours and your trip to the US, what were you giving a lecture on ?

 

Holy ****... you must be somewhere remote.



White Hart Lane 16:55 last Saturday?

 

I nearly laughed at that, Sky!

Yes, it is a remote place, which is why my wife bought it.

 

Bought it?

So you own White Hart Lane?

There's me thinking you're merely a jet-setting Lawyer that travels around giving lectures on 'The stocaschist linkages between sexual abstinence and skiing injuries in south-east Asia'

 

I think that remote place is a little corner of HIAG's deluded imagination.

 

Maybe he's in rehab or under psychiatric analysis.