Harry "the Hurra" Kane

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Tottenham Hotspur striker Harry Kane, 22, says he is happy at the club despite being linked with Manchester United, and that he wants to become a Spurs legend.
(Daily Telegraph)

I predicted that Kane was going nowhere, and that he wanted to stay at Spurs to become a legend.

He's one of our own, see.

Yet another prediction that I called absolutely 100%.

So, in honour of Kane's wonderful demonstration of loyalty, I want all of you to let us the names of the players in your team who have kissed the badge, nailed their colours to the mast, and declared undying love for the club.

Yes, Walnut has signed a new, longish, contract with the Gunners, but, then again, there has been no interest in him from a major club. One distinctly gets the impression that as soon as another club comes in for him, he'll be off like a shot, especially if Arsenal don't make top 4 each season. So, I don't think we can count him.

Any others?
 
Gary Neville is a Red.

Actually Gary is as Red a Red as they come. He's United loopy.

He's never been a City fan in the way that Kane was a Gooner and the likes of Owen, Fowler, McManomanomanomanoman, Carragher and Gerrard were Everton fans.

True Red is Gary. Cut him in half and he'd bleed Red.
 
What position does Neville play, these days?

I asked for "players in your team," making it crystal clear that I want the names of players currently playing for teams.

You have to read the small print, Schteeve, or you are going to get yourself in big, big trouble.

Just some free advice for you, there.
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Shteve said:
Gary Neville is a Red.

Actually Gary is as Red a Red as they come. He's United loopy.

He's never been a City fan in the way that Kane was a Gooner and the likes of Owen, Fowler, McManomanomanomanoman, Carragher and Gerrard were Everton fans.

True Red is Gary. Cut him in half and he'd bleed Red.
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.....er, so would everybody!....:)
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
What position does Neville play, these days?

I asked for "players in your team," making it crystal clear that I want the names of players currently playing for teams.

You have to read the small print, Schteeve, or you are going to get yourself in big, big trouble.

Just some free advice for you, there.
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I make my own rules up HIAG.

I make them up and then I expect you to abide by them and not cry about it.

Pretty soon you'll be whining about being defamed, abused and generally toyed with!

What you should do is put your policeman's helmet on and arrest me for being a meanie to you. That's if you have time in between playing rugby for England and advising President Obama on fiscal policy!

A Weekend At Walter's!
 
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Going on up to the spirit in the sky,

It’s where I’m gonna go when I die,

When I die and they lay me to rest,

I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best.
 
Was it a joke?

I make jokes, yet certain people take what I say literally and use that as a rod to beat me over the head with.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
 
Shteve said:
What you should do is put your policeman's helmet on and arrest me for being a meanie to you. That's if you have time in between playing rugby for England and advising President Obama on fiscal policy!
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Now, that did genuinely make me laugh!
 
Heads up, guys!

The Hurra-Kane now has a new strike partner... the deadly Clinton N'Jie, just signed from Lyon!

Now, I am really looking forward to those two becoming the new Klinsmann/Sherringham goal-machine.
 
Hey, Watford! Did you not read my OP?

The Hurra-Kane has pledged everlasting allegiance to Spurs, mate. He says he wants to become a Spurs legend.

He has kissed the badge and the hallowed turf! He loves us fans.

He's going nowhere, son.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Hey, Watford! Did you not read my OP?

The Hurra-Kane has pledged everlasting allegiance to Spurs, mate. He says he wants to become a Spurs legend.

He has kissed the badge and the hallowed turf! He loves us fans.

He's going nowhere, son.
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Then he's a mug because if he has another season like he had last season he becomes undoubtedly too good for Spurs.
 
You're not getting it, Watford!

As I predicted, the Hurra-Kane feels too much love for the club that has nurtured him and his family since the age of 11 years old, and for the fans who constantly sing, "Harry! Harry! He's one of our own!" to ever think about ****ing off to any other club. He's in the mould of Perryman and King, and he will stay with us until we let him go, which won't happen. This is nothing like the situation with Bale, Modric, Carrick, or Berbatov.

I've laid this all out, before. No one listened. Perhaps, now, you will.
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Why would Arry want to stay at a club that keeps bottling it?

If he has a head injury surely he should wear protection.
 
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