You'd love that to be true. Unfortunately, I have the power to "own" you at any time, whether it be with an hilariously constructed image, or a deftly worded comedy sketch. I manage to corale the entire site into laughing at you. It is clear that the fact that I can so easily get people laughing at you rattles the hell out of you! I get a real kick out that. You try your best to fight back, but it is never to any avail. Apart from a couple of out-and-out ****wits who lack the intelligence to know any better, who have put their reputation and faith in your foolhardiness, people find it easier to laugh at you rather than with you. On another image I made, the fisherman is saying, "It's like the silly ****er likes to get caught!" I prove time and time again that there is many a true word spoken in jest!
You are **** at wumming HIAG as you always end up unwittingly wumming yourself. I'll give you an example: You tried to WUM, then edited your comments when it went wrong, then claimed I'd edited your comments, and then claimed that they hadn't been edited at all. Colossal WUM fail. The fishing picture is a fantastic ironic analogy for your wumming as you cast your line and unwittingly end up wriggling on the end of your own hook.
@Jager You're desperately trying to get my attention, and that's real sweet, pal. However, you're not interesting. PISKIE has a couple of sychophants, and these people are simply too stuipid to be of any interest to me. Don't get me wrong, PISKIE is no intellectual, but he does appear to suffer from several mental conditions that make him fairly interesting. Also, his levels of paranoia make him quite dangerous, especially as he descends into the dark world of the stalker. He's unique on this site, and you common-or-garden would-be wums simply don't match up. Sorry.
You are mistaken HIAG, frankly I don't care if you reply! I just see you as comedy gold when you come up with the bollocks that you are the master of being a wind up merchant. You are just a little boy? with delusions of gandure, nobody really gives a monkeys about your attempts of furnishing your own ego. Your little attempts of attention seeking is really sad, I think the diagnosis is to stop digging the hole you are already in, its making you look stupid! Now I will leave you to the voices you must have in your mind, perhaps a psychiatrist will eventually come to your aid on here, but then they will probably think you are beyond help, afterall you are a spurs fan
Woah, you're going through the early stages of a meltdown, yourself, there! Superb! Another victim I can chalk up on my wum-wall! I'm not even wumming these days, and I still manage to take people down! I can only suppose that the Wum-Force is so strong in me that I am feted to "bring idiots down" even when I have no intention of wumming!
HIAG can't help himself mate. I don t even have to WUM him. I let him walk into the trap he sets for himself and then watch him try and wriggle out of it. That's why he gets so upset about me, because I turn his WUM attempts back on himself. He hates it.
Mate, this is an issue I think you should urgently address. I genuinely think you are obsessed with HIAG, with the exception of the occasional post about your dislike of Mourinho your postings are almost exclusively dedicated to what is an unhealthy obsession with this poster. Everyone can see it and he is not only driving you around the bend but in many ways emasculating you. Take a break have a coffee/tea/*** whatever tickles your fancy and gain some much needed perspective. For your own sake.
The only victim I see is you, look in a mirror the only person you are winding up is yourself, the only person having a meltdown is you, hence the reason for this thread, I'm really concerned for you You are obviously an amateur at winding up, you can tell that by the ego you have. I have no need to go out there and wind up people when you come to me lol
Spot on The self styled 'wum-master' casts the hook and ends up wriggling on the end of it every time.
I've had you two wriggling like a couple of sprats on the end of my line for the last 48 hours! Only a wum-master can do that.
You're wriggling on your own hook HIAG. You do it every time and this is no exception. You made a failed wum attempt and it came back to bite you on the arse. You then edited your comments to try and cover it up, without realising that I'd already quoted your **** up. Now you are doing everything you can to try and brush it under the carpet. That my friend is the very definition of wriggling
HIAG certainly is a strange one. Incredibly highly strung. Has a very strange obsession with West Ham and visits our board quite regularly and today has got involved in a debate between West Ham and Southampton fans about the difficulty of playing in Europe whilst staying competitive in the Premier League. I suppose spurs fans have good experience in this area so HIAG's opinions whilst misplaced, are probably worth listening to. I feel sorry for HIAG and I suggest we lay off him/her (genuinely not sure) a bit.
Are you sure they are 2 people? Look the same to me. What was Piskie's other account Dickie Davis' Tache?
To HIAG's defence I don't see how his **** up was exactly 'monumental'??? He thought Chelsea lost, them remembered they drew so went back and edited a post - which to be honest mistakes happen and If I had done it I would have gone back to edit the post to. So chin up @Hoddle Is A God I'm sure there have been worse things on here. To this day the Chelsea thread about not being beaten at Stamford Bridge in Europe etc etc etc. then they got beat by some two bit cowboys the next day - now that was 'monumental' Don't let PISKIE grind you down HIAG
