Rate your stool
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Charlatan ?.
You think I lied about how bad my poop was ?
If you think you are so big and clever why don't rate your own ****ing stool ?
Just been. I had a ruby earlier and it's coming back to haunt me. The curry had never solidified and it's decided to come out in liquid form.
Redditch calling......The one end has left my ass, The other is being chewed by rat's. If the immigrants get news of this I may be a food source for aaaaaaaaghhhh!
Firm, medium brown , out in one coil , minimum wiping , 8/10
Minus 1 point as it took a wee bit of effort to start and minus 1 point as it wasn't a ghostie
Minus 1 point as it took a wee bit of effort to start and minus 1 point as it wasn't a ghostie
I have a man to see to my toileting needs, so I'll ask him to assess the quality of the cable before he wraps and labels it.
Not as an adjective, no.
Toileting pertains to the act of, whereas lavatorial as a descriptive merely alludes to the décor of any given toileting facility, or the characterization of the aforementioned subject. Thus, 'I have a man to see to my lavatorial needs' could mean Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen helps me furnish my throne room, or Chubby Brown proofreads my toilet jokes.
I know my own mind, you odious little hobgoblin.
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Number 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
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Type 8. Has semen dribbling over it. (Possibly gay)./ Or has a massive penis and ****s himself. (Possibly Nathan).
My arse is currently sending signals to my brain, and frankly they're not good. I suspect my next pony will be hot and sloppy, and may well play havoc with my farmers. I'll let you know
