http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...s-of-each-other-in-heavy-floods-10439052.html
Hopefully that's the last we'll see of Newgod.
Hopefully that's the last we'll see of Newgod.
R.I.P You Sh.it Eater
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****ing hell, that country's a dump and full of spastics.
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One of my cousins was a bit of a looker back in the day. Not saying I would have, but I can see how standards might be allowed to drop. Especially if you live in a little village surrounded by goats and mingers.
One of the 7 bosses I've had in the last 4 years was a Hamilton. He announced at lunch one day his wife had been an arranged marriage and she was his first cousin.
They have 3 kids together.
Sounds like an interesting lunch. Did you keep a straight face and your food down?
Sounds like an interesting lunch. Did you keep a straight face and your food down?
I had a spoonful of soup halfway to my mouth when he announced she was his first cousin. It hovered there for a good few seconds while no **** said **** all.
Aye but this was institutional incest. Their family (note the singular used) arranged it.
Aye but this was institutional incest. Their family (note the singular used) arranged it.
Think how much they saved on wedding invites. And none of that worrying about whether the two families would get on.
You seem to be defending them a bit too much, I reckon you did shag your cousin.
Didn't ****ing marry her though. You'd have to be deranged to marry into my family.
****ing hell, that country's a dump and full of spastics.
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That's the Pollokshaws to Glasgow Central train.
****ing hell, that country's a dump and full of spastics.
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****in hell!
Used to work with a Kendo who had his wife right under the thumb. He was so averse to any kind of housework that he'd throw empty crisp packets on the floor for the missus to move
They're just thinking "Yaaaassss, spare seat, ah dont hiv tae staun"Every **** just goes about their normal business while his corpse smoulders away on top of the train.