Match Day Thread Pre-season

#bottler

 

I never challenged you to a personal bet, you were full of confidence that Benteke would outscore Lukaku

So your chosen charity wouldn't lose out.

 

Go sell some tokens for the waltzer

 

Well if he's that sure he should put his whippet on the line.

He's disapeared I notice. Telling me to put my money where my mouth is then running from a charity bet. Tut tut. Wouldn't care it will be a close run bet, he's every chance of winning it as I think they're both cracking players. I just think Bentake is better. Between Bentake and Fer they were the best players I saw at the SOL last season, their capabilities are unreal.

 

Poor form dear boy...

 

**** yourself;
To release of **** without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.

 

I think it'll be tight between the two of them aswell. I actually think Lukaku has the better all round game, but Benteke will score more 6 yard box goals, and he'll get plenty of chances at Liverpool

No surprise the Wessie has ducked out like, he's made a plum out of himself yet again, after you've called him out

 

I am confident, I think he's better, taking now away from Lukaku.
You told me to put my money where my mouth is, where I come from that's the opening to a proposition, inviting betting terms. it's a charity bet and a bit of fun. I think you should shake on it, you clearly don't think much of Bentake. Take the bet.

 

Do you live in Bridlington, PJs?

 

When wumming goes wrong for dummies.. this could make chapter 2 of that book

 

The big question is, do European goals count?

 

No mate.

He thinks I do, and I have a candy floss stand and sell tickets for fair ground rides as well apparently.

I think he takes drugs

 

Bentake packs more aggression for me and think he's a better finisher, agree on Lukaku's all round game but I think that encourages more goals from his teammate rather from himself.

 

Nope.

 

I take it you don't either then?

 

Oh well.

 

No, league goals only, no gray areas

 

No mate, I'm a pimp

 

No wonder PJ doesn't want to take the bet then

 

Are there no pimps in Bridlington?