Breakfast

Bacon, cabbage and lentil today - fantastic

 

Broth for this manic depressive.

They asked me if I wanted the usual quantity of soup. But I was not so hungry so I said "just a soupcon please".

 

Give Dev his joke book back now please.

 

I'm just warming up.

Just finished my tour. Last night the audience were with me all the way........................but I managed to lose them in Norwich!!

 

I did a spot of stand up once, an open mic night at The Stand in Glasgow.

The audience were glued to their seats...otherwise they would have left after 5 minutes.

 

I still love the old humour.

Do you fancy teaming up for a worldwide tour?

The audiences would be in stitches at the timeless humour.

 

I see Duck Soup has been re released on DVD, I may buy it, one of the Marx Bros best imho.

 

A classic.

Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy and that's me content.

 

Levity?

 

"Hard boiled eggs and nuts!!!!" "If you wanted to bring me something you could have brought chocolates"

"You haven't paid me for the last box I gave you"

 

What was the one when they were in the saw mill again?

Absolute class. Their car got sawn in two

 

Jordan's granola with blueberries and coconut milk. Glass of real orange juice to wash it down.

Just in case anyone was wondering

 

I went to get the Friday fry-up they do in here. It looked ****ing stinking, ended up with some tasteless porridge clarted in maple syrup.

 

I had pastrami and salad on a roll covered in birdseed. Surprisingly tasty and I get to sook on the seeds stuck in my teeth all day.

That's lunch sorted

 

Just considering going up the caff for a set 1 - egg, sausage, beans, 3 rashers, fried slice, fried toms and a world class mug of Rosie. Trouble is I won't want to move after.

 

****y Nigel breakfast. Where's the haggi and black pudding?

 

Ses the guy who eats birdseed.

Black pudding features in set 2, along with mushrooms and bubble. That's a once in a blue moon blow out though.