*** The pilgrimage Bar***

[WestCountrylalala]

I've had to change the concept because you all seemed to be queuing up to be in there, I've done away with the bathroom and replaced it with a bucket, the carpets have gone and I've thrown down some straw that they were throwing away after they'd mucked out the horses, and cable television has been replaced with a wind up gramaphone .... you can still have a bar person down there though and I'm pleased to announce after drawing straws, George Clooney won !

Just popping down to the dungeon, I may be some time..................

 

[sensiblegreeny]

Oh come on Gat not George. All that pink lycra will be more than I can handle. Not only that we will have Mrs Reid popping in every 5 minutes as a "visitor". I demand a re-draw. If that doesn't work the best of whatever number you can think of until he loses. I'd rather have the bog cleaner at least it would be something to play kickabout with.

 

[WestCountrylalala]

Sensible, may I remind you it's happy hour!

 

[hp_bedoboy]

Can I have a shortie with something to keep the ants crawling all over ya....vacuum ants here aswell as dust.

 

[WestCountrylalala]

(Emerges from the dungeon brushing off the straw) Ahem, right away bedoboy

 

[sensiblegreeny]

Do you have any TARTS in the bar Mrs Reid?

 

[hp_bedoboy]

A nice Vodka Martini shaken not stirred....lol...should sort em out.

 

[mexijan]

Damn I´ve just lost the ability to cut and paste after reading Mrs Reids explanation!!! Clear as mud boss

Good day at Home Park so far no-one has left so thats an improvement

 

[hp_bedoboy]

Hi again Sensible.... still wear the tattoo with even more pride & passion. I know tender times...

 

[Greenarmyjoe]

They have some bakewell tarts in here i thing Sensible, They are on the menu.

 

[sensiblegreeny]

Erm.......sorry you have lost me with that one bedoboy???

 

[hp_bedoboy]

Hi again Sensible.... still wear the tattoo with even more pride & passion. I know tender times...

LOL...hopefully not take it the wrong way....remember had tattoo in Singi etc, etc.

 

[sensiblegreeny]

Nope, still lost on me I'm afraid. I don't have any tattoos and if it has some other meaning then I still don't get it.

 

[hp_bedoboy]

LOL...hopefully not take it the wrong way....remember had tattoo in Singi etc, etc.

After dodging relegation few seasons ago decided to get tattoo ......

 

[hp_bedoboy]

No.... I got the tattoo when in singi as proud as punch to stay up & you said if not bald should get one on head so can show off when good times ahead vice versa. Lol.

 

[sensiblegreeny]

Ah!!!! Sorry but memory doesn't always go back past dinner these days. You didn't get one on your head did you?

 

[WestCountrylalala]

Sorry guys we're fresh outa tarts

 

[hp_bedoboy]

No...but you said maybe should have done so could shave head when up. then grow hair when like we are now...LOL...but proudly wear on arm.

 

[sensiblegreeny]

Mrs Reid I know for a fact there was one in the cellar not too long ago.

Thank god for that bedoboy. Never felt the need to decorate myself when in the RN and sort of glad I didn't now. The once pin up on an old sailor's arm developes wrinkles along with the arm owner as time goes on. In the end it looks like Nora Batty rather than our current barmaid. Not a pretty sight.

 

[Rocky blue army]

i thought you lot could do with a few beers after what is happening to your club

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