Alan Partridges ideas for a television programme

Only Fools and Horses - Shergar blows the christmas fund at Aintree.

 

It's a Knock One Out

Insert your own joke here.

 

True Detective

Dev is the bent copper unaware that Internal Affairs are onto his narcotics dealing.

 

Gone with the wind

A sequel to MASH

 

Have I been?
Trev's lies comeback to haunt him spelling tragedy for his love ones.

 

Till Death us to part - Gas cannot face yet another divorce so Mrs Gas 3 gets the axe - and he shoots her as well

 

Where is that pervy **** these days anyway?

 

Brew Detective - Aldo tans 6 cans of Special Brew then wonders where he put his house keys.

 

...and his wife's battered body

 

Bored to death

Private Eye Dev fights crime with his trusty dictionary

 

Love Thy Raper
Gambol try to tell his latest "conquest" that they should be together.

 

Bhoys from the Blackstuff

Venom and his pals get blacked up and attend Chelsea games. Hilarity (and riots) ensue.

 

Fanny by Gas light - follow the trial of a man from Bristol for installing cameras and a torch in the local gynaecolgists.

 

Bufty the Vampire Slayer

ST goes round killing vampires by ramming them with his trusty stake.

 

Well, it wouldn't be a steak, you veggie ****!

 

Dragon's Den

Return leg where Gambol tries to escape from Tina's sex dungeon.

 

Bleak House

Like Big Brother but starring ER, Dev and Ponders.

 

Crimewatch

Starring Beale

 

The Great British Fake Off - the truth about Monaco's yield scheme is revealed

 

Antiques roadshow - Dev and ER make a number of public appearances across the country