Toilet shots?
Normally the thumbs up is off them looking like they're in the toilet.

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People saying it's hard to get excited over Benteke being the latest big buy.
I've found a very easy frame of reference to get excited over new signings.
I rate players now based on whether or not they are Dejan Lovren.
For Eg. on this scale, Benteke is 'Not Dejan Lovren'/10. So therefore he's a good signing. Easy.

I went for the Benteke is not Mario Balotelli/10 scale![]()
He's forgotten his bike.OMG that third picture![]()
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He's gonna be a beast for us,more to his game than he gets credit forHelllllooooo someone that can score goals!!!