People who say "t'internet." Drivers who sit in the fast lane doing seventy. Average speed limit cameras. Old ****ers who think paying for stuff with cheques is still acceptable. The London wigger accent. Silly bints who think prosecco is the height of sophistication. Pretty-boys with sleeve tattoos.
People who constantly moan about sport being fixed yet continue to bet more money than they can afford on it
****s who don't know how to queue. Folk who put the TV volume on an odd number. Blacks. Marzipan. When people have paid for their shopping but take far too long to get their **** together, whilst my shopping piles up and I can't get tae the bags to start packing it. When the missus speaks to me when I'm trying to watch something. Blacks. People that say 'irregardless'.
I've never managed to decide whether I'm jealous of the simple minded ****s or if I pity their ignorance. Bit of both I guess.
People who use the word 'like' an inordinate amount. "..yeah, but like, you know how it is like he just hates buying rounds like, like actually, he's just a ****er like..." (Beale speaking about Trev, Lebowskis, July 18th 2015).