He's probably calling Raheem right now, for the name of his agent. "Hello, I want £200,000 a week too!"
Sorry, didn't know that. Well, I guess that's why he sacked him. Raheem's got £200,000 p.w. And I ain't, you're fired!...
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson congratulated James Milner on his first Reds goal. "Another good pre-season game for the team. Well done Milly on his first goal for Liverpool. Support was incredible once again," wrote the midfielder on Instagram following Liverpool's 2-1 win over Brisbane Roar. (BBC Football website) Milly!!! That's a girl's name! Can't wait for the Spurs lads to a hold of that one. When we play 'Pool, they'll be able to taunt him with, "Take the ball off me, Milly! You big girl's blouse!"
I think laughter should be used more in football. it's got to be better than hurting someone. Instead of retaliating with a tit-for-tat bone-crunching tackle, or an elbow in the eye, why not simply go up to your opponent, as big as he might be, and laugh at him. Laugh hard and long. Point at him whilst you laugh at him, if you must. The game would be played in a much better spirit, I'll warrant.
Congratulations to the Dippers for selling Sterling and signing Benteke. Their squad is now the benchmark for mediocrity. Good work Brendan!
I fear for 'Pool, in the coming season. I really do. And for Mousers, too. Lidl's profits are going to go through the roof, as Mousers slowly drink and smoke themselves to death on cheap booze and ***s. Parliament should act now, to head-off, what is likely to become, a societal tragedy of epic proportions.
Yeah, but think how much the bookies are going to make! All those Mouser bets on them doing the double or the treble. Got to be good for the economy, and would go some way to offsetting the increased NHS bill
Question for the Spuds... How do you think you've done so far this transfer window? Not wumming (why would I?) just asking your genuine thoughts.
