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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    When I was 14 me and my mate got caught stripping lead off a church roof. We heard the dogs and a ladder so we legged it through all the back courts of the tenements, all the doors were locked so we couldn't get out until a door eventually opened, the guy grabbed us both, he was a plain clothes cop. He asked us what we were doing, I being a gifted liar (at the time) pleaded that we were playing two man hunt, but before the copper could give me a response my mate blurted out "Ach we may as well tell him we were stripping lead". I could have ****ing killed him.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Then when we were in the cop car, another copper appeared with the metal shears my mate had brought. I denied all knowledge of their existence, my mate, Billy shouts out "Ach we may as well tell him, they're mine", I stole them from school".

    <steam>
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    <laugh>

    That's up there with my sister telling the provy guy "mum says to say shes not here"
     
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    I was very proud of never grassing anyone up and I never have. On the other hand people seemed to always dob me in it. So called mates can quickly turn to self preserving snitches before you can say Remand School.
     
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    I don't know why this is so funny. <laugh>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Crime's a funny old game, they say it doesn't pay, I made a living out of petty crimes and scams until I was about 27.
     
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    Then you joined the daft and barmy to shoot Fenians in Ulster? <laugh>
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Never been in the position of mates grassing me up. Most of the "criminals" I associate with are people charged for fighting.

    Dealers and thieves don't make good mates.
     
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    To be fair it hardly ever pays well.

    Not well enough anyway.
     
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    ^ This. ^

    Whenever me and my mate went to a dealer's place to buy weed, he always ended up chatting to the guy. All I wanted to do is get stoned but instead had to hang around in some dealer's filthy kitchen in East Hull for 45 minutes talking about random bollocks. I just kept my mouth shut; never entertained the toothless, unwashed pogs.

    Everyone's got that one friend who knows everyone and just has to speak to them at any given moment.
     
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    10 of those years I was in the Army.
     
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    ****ing hate that.

    I won't walk through town with some ****s. Stopping every ****ing 10 steps to speak to some random **** from some random party once upon a random time.
     
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    I never made a fortune out of it, just petty cash. Mostly scams, like my milk round, and Army Rations.
     
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    Like Pineapple Express?
     
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    You still have some, don't you? <rofl>

    My da still has rations from his time. Weirdly enough my grandad was telling me at the weekend about him eating chocolate from WWI during his service.
     
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    Kind of, but instead of the dealer being a chilled-out James Franco type, he's a EDL-supporting, racist skinhead who left school with no GCSEs (not even a BTEC), is always on speed or MCAT when you go to buy off him and keeps all his weed in an old Roses tin from 10 Christmases ago.
     
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    <grr>
    Brian/Bryan is pretty bad. Imagine calling a new born baby Brian <laugh>
     
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    Only lowlife scumbags strip lead from roofs.

    That's usually reserved for gypsies and Romanians.

    **** sake Dev <doh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ps my name still hasn't popped up yet

    Splendid
     
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    It'll be coming soon, Hilary.
     
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