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Has anyone on here been to prison ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Nathan Barley, Jul 14, 2015.

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Have you been to prison ?

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  1. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
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    6 months in Wormwood Scrubbs for selling wild animals illegally.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Beast ^^^^
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You ever get into a fight over a Ping Pong ball Hash? You ever shank anyone, any Gay shennanigans offered, or do the queerhawks keep a low profile?
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's a good night out in Greenock.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It was a bad night out in Bangkok.
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Thinking about you and your terrific yield is homo-erotic.
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Prison is easy. I used to work for Telewest back in 96/7, we had a TV with TV jukebox on all day, every other song was the spice girls. It was inhuman.
     
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    Hash. pure daycent

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  10. Nathan Barley

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    Hash did you ever "plug" something up your bottom to retrieve later ?
    eg a phone or drugs ?
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Asking questions whilst his cock is wrapped in a sports sock ^^^^
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    No. When i was in jail theyd have spotted the phoneline trailing from my sphincter. And why ram drugs up your arse when you can just buy them and not suffer piles
     
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    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ you're all a bunch of unpleasant useless ****s to society.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Flattery will get you no where in here fatty.
     
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  15. Nathan Barley

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    ^^^^ Arsenal fan .<laugh>
     
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  16. Null

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    Fixed
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    Did ye, aye?
     
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  18. 5euros

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    Been chucked in the local police slammer regularly when I was timeshare touting and a few times getting too drunk and trying to joke with the coppers which inevertably led to me getting a free trip to the station

    Not really prison though
     
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  19. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    No then.
     
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    No thank god
     
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