Off Topic Bigamist Cisse got me pregnant at 13

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Typical_Juan said:
I thought 'Slims were allowed a load of wives? Is that just a myth? I'm sure if it's allowed in their faith he'll use the religion card, which trumps every other card in law nowadays.

As for him being a *****phile, I was informed that you have to be attracted to children as a clinical diagnosis (or words to that effect) a couple of weeks ago on here, so I'm not sure what to label the bloke, is he a ***** or was he just a silly kid with a wandering tagger?

I don't think he'll have much trouble shutting her up in that country mind, money talks a lot in the African judicial system.
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Well a thirteen year old is a child and he fancied her. But he was only 16 himself, even though the development difference between 13 year old and 15 year old girl is massive, but then there's the fact African girls tend to develop early. I'd say no on nonce. Yes on Grade A ****. :p
 
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Funky Dick said:
Well a thirteen year old is a child and he fancied her. But he was only 16 himself, even though the development difference between 13 year old and 15 year old girl is massive, but then there's the fact African girls tend to develop early. I'd say no on nonce. Yes on Grade A ****. :p
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But we didn't need this new information to confirm Mr Spit-Von-Wifecheater is a ****, we all knew that already.
 
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Your point is not Valid. AJ is a grown man, Cisse was himself a child at the time (tell me a 16 year old isn't a child!)

Nice try but I'm afraid a 15yo sleeping with a 13yo is very different from a 27yo and a 14/14yo
 
"Your point is not Valid. AJ is a grown man, Cisse was himself a child at the time (tell me a 16 year old isn't a child!)
Nice try but I'm afraid a 15yo sleeping with a 13yo is very different from a 27yo and a 14/14yo"

What a tit <doh>
 
Gordon Armstrong said:
"Your point is not Valid. AJ is a grown man, Cisse was himself a child at the time (tell me a 16 year old isn't a child!)
Nice try but I'm afraid a 15yo sleeping with a 13yo is very different from a 27yo and a 14/14yo"

What a tit <doh>
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I was replying from my phone on the app, if I need to justify myself for not correctly quoting the person I was replying to. What is it exactly about my point that makes me a tit?

My impression of this thread is that Mackems are desperate to cling onto this story because they think it might somehow bring NUFC down to your level, and make you feel better about playing (and continuing to) a suspected ****phile.
 
Gordon Armstrong said:
"Your point is not Valid. AJ is a grown man, Cisse was himself a child at the time (tell me a 16 year old isn't a child!)
Nice try but I'm afraid a 15yo sleeping with a 13yo is very different from a 27yo and a 14/14yo"

What a tit <doh>
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Have to say, when I was 16 I didn't fancy 13 year old's. A Year 12 fancying year 8? Their nick name would be **** mark my word. Na, I fancied lasses the same age as me, they were actually young women by the age and not a little girls like 13 year olds are. I wouldn't say Cisse is a **** but is it inapropriate and proper ****ing creepy? Hell yes.
 
NoNewsNUFC said:
I was replying from my phone on the app, if I need to justify myself for not correctly quoting the person I was replying to. What is it exactly about my point that makes me a tit?

My impression of this thread is that Mackems are desperate to cling onto this story because they think it might somehow bring NUFC down to your level, and make you feel better about playing (and continuing to) a suspected ****phile.
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Then you need to read the thread because you're making yourself look like an idiot.
 
Cest Advocaat said:
I wonder how many of those pious craas who were quick to take a moral high ground over AJ (an innocent unproven AJ at that) are as swift to condemn Cisse. Or will we see some lame excuses as to his religion, not in this country bollox etc etc from them?

Will Cisse face the same police scrutiny now and NE\National media ****storm Johnson has had to endure? I'd say as there is a child involved then the evidence is overwhelming. If Johnson is proved guilty I'll be the first to condemn him but in Cisses case, there seems very little doubt now at all.

There is an old saying the craas would do well to adhere to. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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On the one hand you lambaste those who jumped on the "innocent and unproven" Johnson, while on the other you are using an article in the Sun as evidence that there is "very little doubt at all"??? Just staggering, you cannot be serious?

*For the record, both are disgusting and immoral if the stories are correct. But I tend towards Funky Dick's observation, no nonce but still a ****. Johnson on the other hand ...
 
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John Cardew said:
On the one hand you lambaste those who jumped on the "innocent and unproven" Johnson, while on the other you are using an article in the Sun as evidence that there is "very little doubt at all"??? Just staggering, you cannot be serious?

*For the record, both are disgusting and immoral if the stories are correct. But I tend towards Funky Dick's observation, no nonce but still a ****. Johnson on the other hand ...
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I must stress though, if it is true it's extremely creepy. If I had 13 year old daughter and found out she'd been sleeping with a sixteen year old I would ring the police. a 16 year old is young adult, a 13 year old a is child. It's borderline.

So to you; Young Adult+Adult=Nonce but Child+Young Adult= No nonce. Wow, I don't think either qualify as nonce if true, however the closest for me is the young adult grooming and impregnating a little girl. The fact you think it's the opposites makes you a bit creepy in my eyes. Sorry fella but it does.
 
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