Oh I'm still here Oddy, and I'm not happy. I've not wanted to comment before this for fear of offending the average England cricket fan, but I'm afraid you've flushed me into the open. That man Root is rapidly destroying the noble game, a game that has fostered enjoyment in the breasts of hundreds of millions of people down through the centuries. Personally, I have nothing against the gentleman, he seems a charming soul, but that is not the point. My beef is with those wretched people of the MCC who by their very inaction, have given tacit approval to the use of the profanity associated with the man's name. Root? I ask you, what sort of name is that for a man in this day and age? And the children, what of the children? Millions of poor, naive, little vegimites all glued to the cricket coverage on television are being bombarded with this constant obscenity. Even for me, a gentleman of a mature age, the ongoing barrage of Root cutting, Root driving, Root sweeping, by the commentators, was in the end, too much for me to bear. Until the MCC take a much needed stand, and limit the damage, I'll take no further part in the proceedings. The man cannot be asked to change his name, he has a right to it. It designates his heritage. But in the interests of public decency, the MCC has to be made to toe the line here. For the duration of the Ashes series, Joe Root must be limited to no more that 15 minutes at the crease per innings. The innocent children of England and Australia, deserve no less.